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Wonkette : Yr Wonkette Will Soon Have All Of Gateway Pundit's Monies (UPDATED)

Sun, 26 May 2013 17:49:27 +0000

The Tea Party crowd spends plenty of time cupping each others balls. Don't try to beat them at their own game.

Wonkette : All Teenagers Are Terrorists, Florida Edition

Thu, 2 May 2013 02:51:40 +0000

There are consequences for your actions. Unless you are a banker, or a Republican politician.

Wonkette : General Petraeus Gives Flowers And Candy to America, Says He's Sorry About Banging Not-Mrs. Petraeus

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:06:41 +0000

I'm waiting for his account, to be titled "Just the tip"

Wonkette : Yeah, We Think This One Weird 'Free Energy' Ad Is Crap, Also Too

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:04:53 +0000

I'm amazed that the mom with all the special secrets lives in my town! I never knew I lived in such a special place!

Wonkette : Nugent To Attend State Of The Union; Living Will Envy The Dead

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:32:38 +0000

Life is like a Ted Nugent cavity search. You never know just what you'll find.

Wonkette : Yes, It Has Come To This: White House Releases Long-Form Photo Of Obama Firing A Gun

Sat, 2 Feb 2013 22:36:24 +0000

Now I'm picturing Dave Chapelle saying "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!", and picturing your housemate leaving "Skeet!" on garden pests. I hate my brain sometimes.

http://unsuckdcmetro.blogspot.com/ : Amazing First Person Account from the Green Line Meltdown

Sat, 2 Feb 2013 03:59:57 +0000

If it was the same station manager that I see most days, she would have been too busy yelling at some tourist. She hates when they interrupt her "me time". I'm sure she'd have some choice words to say to the poor kid who asked to use the restroom. Then again, on the other end of the line, the station manager is usually nowhere to be found.

http://unsuckdcmetro.blogspot.com/ : Metro: the Escalator Experts

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:43:59 +0000

Except when they fail catastrophically, and send riders tumbling down.

Wonkette : Hey Girl, Boy-Banders One Direction Gonna Make You Muslin All Night Long

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 22:28:23 +0000

Put enough glitter and a big "hello kitty" on the front, and my eight year old daughter would definitely wear it. Hang out with the boy, not so much.

Wonkette : New Victims Of Newtown Identified: NFL Fans Whose Games Were Pre-Empted By Villain President

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:37:07 +0000

I bet he's got a deal in the works for a Newsmax column and a slot as guest host on Hannity.

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Puts Blame For Newtown Massacre On Abortion Pills, Where It Belongs

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:22:59 +0000

Or a side of bacon.

Wonkette : Cory Booker Is The New York Times' New Al Gore

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:41:34 +0000

I commute to work on the DC Metro. Saying "I'll be home by eight" is always an objective, not a promise. It just takes too long to say "I'll be home by eight, if the tracks don't catch fire, or a switch doesn't get stuck, or god forbid there is "police activity", in which case I'll try to call you if I can get a signal, because WMATA has screwed up their project that was putting cell repeaters in stations and tunnels, and I'll just try to get home as soon as I can.

Wonkette : The Fairy Tale Crumbles: Tarp Palin Divorcing That Chick He Knocked Up

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 04:45:09 +0000

Also, too. They have a great appreciation of all forms of role models, when Putin rears his ugly head. All of 'em, Katie.

http://unsuckdcmetro.blogspot.com/ : \'Lack of Confidence in the Equipment and People\'

Sun, 9 Dec 2012 16:53:04 +0000

That number is a clear improvement from last year, when only 75% of Metro riders were likely to die in a train wreck! Momentum!

Wonkette : Scary Black Lady Susan Rice Once Said That White Children Should Be Forced To Learn Of Blacks' Exist

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 13:07:15 +0000

Let's face it, it would have been considered irresponsible (under Florida Law) for him NOT to have fired 8 rounds into a car filled with Blahs. That's why we need to BUILD THE DANG FENCE ALREADY!

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:00:47 +0000

The parts that they benefit from are barely sufficient. They're deserving, after all. The parts that THOSE PEOPLE get are criminal.

Wonkette : Cool Republican Bro Had Fun Spreading Dumb Fake Hurricane Rumors Last Night

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 13:49:50 +0000

If he's a hardcore republican, he's almost certainly a sociopath. That's the current republican platform. They've moved from positioning themselves as the 'party of fiscal responsibility" to the "party that hurts people for kicks"

Wonkette : A Reminder To You On The East Coast That Mitt Romney Finds Your Travails Hilarious

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 23:10:55 +0000

Shitty parent? I prefer to think that I'm helping them to write angst-ridden novels when they're older. Seriously, though. We're at a stage 3 cabin fever, and we still have power. About 3 hours of Wii with the girls, and a few dozen craft projects. They're getting delirious, and the storm's not even half way over.

Wonkette : A Reminder To You On The East Coast That Mitt Romney Finds Your Travails Hilarious

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:56:54 +0000

STUCK AT HOME WITH CHILDREN -STOP- SEND BEER IMMEDIATELY -STOP-

Wonkette : Brother Of George W. Bush Simply Does Not Care For Childish Cuss-Monger Barack Obama 'Coarsening' Pr

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:25:07 +0000

You think that's bad? You should have heard what he said to Clint Eastwood.