CindynEncinitas

CindynEncinitas

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +2 points

I thought her and McCain were having a nap-date that night.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +4 points

You're a wine maker?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +4 points

She mentioned that the wine was "Opus something" which has to be Opus One which, god bless her, who could resist? It's one of the finest wines ever made! It's the creation of Robert Mondavi and Baron Phillipe Rothschild - a classic bordeaux blend made from California grapes. A friend of mine told me that Phil Mickelson and Dean Spanos drank some of it from the Claret Jug last year. Brilliant!

7 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 2 replies · +9 points

So are you saying that Boehner might - *gasp* - drink? How could someone with that much responsibility risk not being sharp as a tack, like, all the time... Otherwise, how could he avoid making mistakes or say things wrong sometimes?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Saks Only Wants To Dis... · 0 replies · +9 points

If she didn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of fashion and skin care that has put the other employees to shame, no one would even know she used to be a dude.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Louisiana Congressman ... · 0 replies · +8 points

When I turn 80, I'm trying heroin.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Louisiana Congressman ... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'll take a jar!

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Indiana Governor To St... · 0 replies · +5 points

Coming soon! Democracy column: Tips and Tricks on How to Find Out Where Your Taxpayer Dollars Are Going.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Yo, She Is... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sister Sarah's Shit Show. At least the beer will be cold.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Yo, She Is... · 2 replies · +2 points

Are you fucking kidding me? No, really.