Heh, your mom goes to college.
That guys "shorts" are adorable.
The movie version would be: Derp vs Derp. The Derpening.
That little kid is a hell of a shot. Future sniper for America's wingnuts?
I say, I say, that boy has a grand future in Miss Lindsay's South Carolina, GOP!1!
"I hope the day this country gets invaded by ISIS, china, russia...."
Living your life believing that Red Dawn is a real thing is not the way to go, son.
Muslim communists are an actual thing?
The dude who ran the Hoveround concession made out like a bandit.
(I dropped that joke like it was 2012! Booyah!)