en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2691848 Comments by tessiee http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946588399 "it's exactly what would happen in a socialist society...the takers would take and the losers would lose..." It's even better that this is exactly what happens, and has been happening, in our capitalist oligarchy. A-plus for including the projection and/or complete incomprehension of socialism that wingnuts invariably display. Sat, 31 Jan 2015 19:25:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946588399 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946587220 "lashed to Chris Cristie and going down" Worst. Porno. Ever. Sat, 31 Jan 2015 19:18:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946587220 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946585528 "the instances in which there’s a clear splicing of clips, a clear effort by the Sarah Palin Channel’s editors to prevent a sentence from devolving into Palinese. There is an effort, and then there is a failing, and it is difficult to watch." Unless, of course, you are familiar with the term "schadenfreude". Sat, 31 Jan 2015 19:10:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946585528 http://wonkette.com/570589/2014-the-year-we-still-hated-george-w-bush-and-you-can-too#IDComment936056220 Fiftieth guy in line: "Not much left to work with here, heh heh heh..." Wed, 31 Dec 2014 20:30:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570589/2014-the-year-we-still-hated-george-w-bush-and-you-can-too#IDComment936056220 http://wonkette.com/570589/2014-the-year-we-still-hated-george-w-bush-and-you-can-too#IDComment936055595 You know who ELSE was a mediocre painter? Wed, 31 Dec 2014 20:28:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570589/2014-the-year-we-still-hated-george-w-bush-and-you-can-too#IDComment936055595 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936047478 You win all the intertoobz! Wed, 31 Dec 2014 20:03:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936047478 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936047133 Then they try to figure out how to get cakes we like for dessert. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 20:02:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936047133 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936046632 Who even calls it "getting lucky" any more? Wed, 31 Dec 2014 20:01:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936046632 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936045868 Conservatism, by its nature, is also structurally unfunny. When the little guy makes fun of the big guy, it's giving a well-deserved comeuppance to a worthy target. When the big guy makes fun of the little guy, it's just bullying. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 19:58:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936045868 http://wonkette.com/568025/british-nanny-state-in-spot-of-bother-at-freak-mustachio-ride-skinflick-demises#IDComment923393161 They said England, not Scotland. Tue, 2 Dec 2014 21:54:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568025/british-nanny-state-in-spot-of-bother-at-freak-mustachio-ride-skinflick-demises#IDComment923393161 http://wonkette.com/568025/british-nanny-state-in-spot-of-bother-at-freak-mustachio-ride-skinflick-demises#IDComment923392901 They should ban snogging. I don't know what it is, but it sounds really disgusting. Tue, 2 Dec 2014 21:53:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568025/british-nanny-state-in-spot-of-bother-at-freak-mustachio-ride-skinflick-demises#IDComment923392901 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913818972 "Man, even the sex and drug industry has a seamy side!" -- Mystery Science Theatre, "Girl In Gold Boots" Mon, 17 Nov 2014 18:29:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913818972 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913812923 "Dan Aykroyd as Irwin Mainway" Because Dan Aykroyd as Fred Garvin was busy working the Champagne Room? Mon, 17 Nov 2014 18:18:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913812923 http://wonkette.com/565931/for-st-hank-williams-feast-day-no-it-isnt-here-is-your-jambalaya-recipe#IDComment909479306 I got completely sidetracked by the Hank Williams song. My mother's mother, who came to this country from Italy as a teenaged bride, learned English partly by listening to the radio. When we were preschool tots, we stayed with Grandma while the parents were at work. When Grandma was working around the house, she would sing to herself in her somewhat accented English, including Jambalaya: "Good-a-bye Joe, Oh, good-a-bye Joe, You gotta go, You sonna ma beech..." Tue, 11 Nov 2014 03:57:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565931/for-st-hank-williams-feast-day-no-it-isnt-here-is-your-jambalaya-recipe#IDComment909479306 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907806150 So, he was basically advocating a *circular firing squad*? Sat, 8 Nov 2014 17:08:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907806150 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907804740 Still hoping to retire anywhere, ever. Sat, 8 Nov 2014 17:06:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907804740 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907802854 I have a feeling there's a big overlap with the guys who think that in a lawless society, they'd somehow make the cut, have a harem of 100 wives, etc. The fact that they're not in the 1% now always seems to elude them. They're a lot like the guy who shows up with a black eye and says, "I could've taken him." Really? So why didn't you? Sat, 8 Nov 2014 17:03:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565871/facebook-gun-hero-explains-assassinatin-beats-voting-every-time#IDComment907802854 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907155755 Being a self-parody is not the same as being intentionally funny. Fri, 7 Nov 2014 17:24:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907155755 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907154197 AOT,K Fri, 7 Nov 2014 17:22:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907154197 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907153634 With nothing but a little curl of man perm to mark the spot where he once stood. *dabs a tear* (of joy) Fri, 7 Nov 2014 17:21:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907153634