riverside68

riverside68

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404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington GOP Senate ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Is the reporter a young man from Nantucket?

438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Iowa Weather Advisory:... · 4 replies · +12 points

verbs? I don neeed no skinkin verbs!

I spit on yor verbs!

438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rumored Closeted Repub... · 0 replies · +2 points

All that Julie and Tricia prove is that Pat had at least two dirty humps, or knew her way around a baster.

No proof that Nixon's Dick ever got wet.

438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rumored Closeted Repub... · 0 replies · +1 points

You left out the "before it is too late" part.

444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 1 reply · +10 points

actually the stuff from the toilets is 'black-water' which I guess is now named Xe.

444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 0 replies · +6 points

industrial grade?

No one said anything about industrial grade, These shitters are only for twice a day use.

Industrial grade is gonna cost extra.

444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 0 replies · +8 points

The good news is that if they don't have condoms they are using breadbags for protection.

The bad news is that they fit.

(Adapted from an old prison rape joke, it's okay I have done my time and can make the joke.)

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Hates... · 0 replies · +6 points

Okay, I just signed up to send her $25 a month for six months.

I am totally down with her program as described by Rove.

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Hates... · 0 replies · +2 points

open up the air lock door on them, sounds about right.

Which movie had the guy sucked out the broken window anus first?

Fifth Element?

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party People Bilke... · 0 replies · +12 points

That is soooo true. The Invisible Hand is going to make sure Tea Party HD never gets another dime from Bill Hemrick.

That's the way it works. Litigation is for whiners, suck it up Bill.