riverside68

riverside68

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Washington GOP Senate ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Is the reporter a young man from Nantucket?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Iowa Weather Advisory:... · 4 replies · +12 points

verbs? I don neeed no skinkin verbs!

I spit on yor verbs!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rumored Closeted Repub... · 0 replies · +2 points

All that Julie and Tricia prove is that Pat had at least two dirty humps, or knew her way around a baster.

No proof that Nixon's Dick ever got wet.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rumored Closeted Repub... · 0 replies · +1 points

You left out the "before it is too late" part.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 1 reply · +10 points

actually the stuff from the toilets is 'black-water' which I guess is now named Xe.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 0 replies · +6 points

industrial grade?

No one said anything about industrial grade, These shitters are only for twice a day use.

Industrial grade is gonna cost extra.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Toilets Fail On Fancy ... · 0 replies · +8 points

The good news is that if they don't have condoms they are using breadbags for protection.

The bad news is that they fit.

(Adapted from an old prison rape joke, it's okay I have done my time and can make the joke.)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Hates... · 0 replies · +6 points

Okay, I just signed up to send her $25 a month for six months.

I am totally down with her program as described by Rove.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Hates... · 0 replies · +2 points

open up the air lock door on them, sounds about right.

Which movie had the guy sucked out the broken window anus first?

Fifth Element?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party People Bilke... · 0 replies · +12 points

That is soooo true. The Invisible Hand is going to make sure Tea Party HD never gets another dime from Bill Hemrick.

That's the way it works. Litigation is for whiners, suck it up Bill.