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68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +8 points

OK I need a DISAGREE sign

68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +7 points

I'm pretty sure most of the Jimmy Kimmel jokes that I actually liked were scripted, and every time he had to ad-lib he fucked it up. STOP TALKING ABOUT NONWHITE PEOPLE'S NAMES. HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW RACIST THAT IS. Like, I don't care when people make fun of Benedict Cumberbatch's name, because he's a famous white British dude and that's pretty far up on the privilege ladder. Punch up, not down.

Someone pointed out that if you're on a tour bus during Oscar night, you're probably not that excited about the Oscars. I did like when Denzel Washington married that couple though, and the picture of Ryan Gosling whispering in the woman's ear is my new favorite meme.



I liked Justin Timberlake's opener, although nobody else seemed to--everyone else on my Twitter was like "ugh this song is boring and this is a bad opening" and I was like "DANCE PARTY, GUYS."

I feel like in general the Oscars tries too hard to please everyone and ends up really disjointed and incoherent. Like they were going for a "classic hollywood" thing this year, with the opener and the montages of past winners, but then they had to add Jimmy Kimmel to appeal to The Youths or some shit, and they fuxed it up. You need someone naturally funny to deal with the little ad-lib moments like that, and Kimmel... isn't.

68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +9 points

Yeah, my roommate was like "he deserves an Oscar for Cottonmouth!" and that's when I realized where I'd seen him before.

68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +9 points

Yeah, I saw that and I was like "welp, he's fired."

68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +8 points

I was watching it with my roommate and when La La Land was announced, I literally said "OF COURSE" and sighed, because I don't trust the Oscars ever since Crash beat Brokeback Mountain in 2005. But then they were like "wait no" and I was on Twitter and my ENTIRE TWITTER FEED was like "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED??" It was a trip!

68 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +6 points

Turns out Rhaegar used to be a bookworm until he read something that convinced him he was destined to become a warrior.

There are SO MANY THEORIES ABOUT THIS. You probably shouldn't read them until you're done, obviously, but that little bit of backstory has inspired, like, a whole encyclopedia of blog posts on the subject.

69 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +2 points

GARNET IS THE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF A SHIP OF COURSE SHE COUNTS

Luna x Neville was totally a thing in the last movie! Sort of!

69 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +7 points

omg EXCITE. Love that they threw a white buffalo in there. I want SO BADLY for them to get this right.

69 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +10 points

Believe me, I wish I could share it with the WORLD!!

69 weeks ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +7 points

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