Brave Sir Ritzheimer ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Ritzheimer turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
. . .
(with full apologies to Monty Python)
So being too stupid to understand the law, even when said law is explained clearly and in very simple words, is not an impediment to being a judge in Alabama? How much does it pay to be a judge there, and do I actually have to step foot in the state, or can I telecommute?
I've heard a good vacuuming gets your spacesuit extra clean. Which is especially nice after you've peed in your helmet.
Well, except in Georgia, where they would prefer history written by losers.
Be careful in Hawaii -- their cocoanuts are out to kill, but at least you're pretty much guaranteed to get lei'd.
If I fail the test, can I be deported to Canada? Please?
They should really show us and fast for a year.
This is Fox we're talking about. We're lucky they didn't report France's Muslim population as 107%.
Theater of the Absolute Turd.
Maybe I should try this one -- my cocktail since last night has been an occasional swig directly from the 1.75 litre bottle of bourbon at the edge of the couch next to my puke bucket.