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273 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Bundy & Bunker Bros Bl... · 3 replies · +11 points

Brave Sir Ritzheimer ran away
(No!)
Bravely ran away away
(I didn't!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
(No!)
Yes, brave Sir Ritzheimer turned about
(I didn't!)
And gallantly he chickened out
. . .

(with full apologies to Monty Python)

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 0 replies · +5 points

So being too stupid to understand the law, even when said law is explained clearly and in very simple words, is not an impediment to being a judge in Alabama? How much does it pay to be a judge there, and do I actually have to step foot in the state, or can I telecommute?

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 2 replies · +9 points

I've heard a good vacuuming gets your spacesuit extra clean. Which is especially nice after you've peed in your helmet.

324 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Senate Demands... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, except in Georgia, where they would prefer history written by losers.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - AZ Mandates High Schoo... · 0 replies · +2 points

Be careful in Hawaii -- their cocoanuts are out to kill, but at least you're pretty much guaranteed to get lei'd.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - AZ Mandates High Schoo... · 2 replies · +7 points

If I fail the test, can I be deported to Canada? Please?

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Anti-Choicers Gonna ST... · 0 replies · +10 points

They should really show us and fast for a year.

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 1 reply · +13 points

This is Fox we're talking about. We're lucky they didn't report France's Muslim population as 107%.

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New House Speaker Loui... · 0 replies · +13 points

Theater of the Absolute Turd.

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hold On To The Holiday... · 0 replies · +3 points

Maybe I should try this one -- my cocktail since last night has been an occasional swig directly from the 1.75 litre bottle of bourbon at the edge of the couch next to my puke bucket.

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