Giveusabob

Giveusabob

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill Nye, Science Guy,... · 2 replies · +15 points

Curious how Hamilton would have responded to being threatened by the manager at the Pick N' Save for packing. Ole' Alex didn't have the greatest aim.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Working At Dropbox Pro... · 1 reply · +8 points

C'mon, the fedora crowd deserve their own safe place to work, too.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Working At Dropbox Pro... · 0 replies · +7 points

Indeed, but I gather there is no security patch for all the glory holes over there.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Poor Persecuted Bazill... · 2 replies · +13 points

I'm starting to think the present plan of "eating the rich" may not be a good idea after all. Almost certainly some sort of transfat, dioxin, or straight-up DDT in this particular jackass.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 0 replies · +10 points

I believe that's the unit for when you convert to Newton-meters.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 6 replies · +21 points

The SI unit for this is actually the "peter," and so hence the millipeter and the micropeter. Do note proper pronunciation: mil-LI-peter and mi-CRO-peter.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 0 replies · +21 points

Thankfully, the Constimitution enshrines our God-given right to be idiots. Otherwise, no telling what mayhem may erupt.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 0 replies · +17 points

But that would be awkward, since he keeps his secret Brony stash in the trunk (along with his other guns, including the the MLP-bedazzled one).

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 8 replies · +56 points

Wait, so he whined to his friends over SMS outside a grocery store about how he was kicked out, instead of, I dunno, maybe walking back to his car to avoid the cold? Does Wisconsin issue gun permits to 3rd graders now?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - The Daily Show Goes To... · 0 replies · +4 points

Or at least stand at their side. I imagine crack-vodka-highballs can bring on fumes that make Gazprom bashful.