MaryJContrary

MaryJContrary

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323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Blaming Immigrants... · 1 reply · +10 points

I think, based on this new information, that someone should organize a rally to yell at brown children on buses. Come on, Southern Cali, step up to the plate! We know you have it in you.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck: Science Is... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is different. These are little non-brown un-immunized cretins we're discussing here. You know, snowflakes.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun... · 0 replies · +3 points

Thanks, Ohama! I mean, Omaha. Regardless, it's always ultimately Obama's fault.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun... · 0 replies · +3 points

Needs moar pearl clutching and a fainting couch.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science: Democrat Wome... · 0 replies · +7 points

♫ She got votes, and she knows how to use them ♪

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Million-Year-Old 'Rock... · 1 reply · +11 points

Maybe, instead of Dr. Strangelove, he is thinking of Idiocracy. Or, more likely, living it.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Million-Year-Old 'Rock... · 0 replies · +3 points

They know their target demographic.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Science Man Matt ... · 0 replies · +20 points

For starters, John Wayne is dead, which has always been a turn-off in my book.

324 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee: Doing T... · 1 reply · +21 points

"...it’s really not my place to say, ‘Okay, I’m just going to evolve.’ "

So evolution is now a lifestyle choice?

336 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOOD MORNING WONKERS H... · 0 replies · +14 points

I had Klingenschmitt once, but then I increased my fiber intake.