Apparently "vegetables contain enough oil to stir fry" according to this idiot. He must have fun scrubbing pots.
At a cooking class last night (stir fry, ends in a meal), the poor demonstrating chef had to accommodate gluten free, nut free, OIL free (wut), vegetarian, vegan, vegan gluten free,vegetarian oil free (why or why is this a thing now) and dairy free but not vegan. Why are these people taking a group cooking class that ends in a meal, for pity's sake. This is why I stopped giving dinner parties.
The absolutely blank look on the chef's face was priceless.
Now starts the real work of lying to voters and recasting Congressional and republican failures into Obama's fault (exhibit a: the success of the 1%. TOTALLY Obama's fault and nothing to do with Republican obfuscation on middle and working class relief.)
So Trey Gowdy is a bottom, is what you're saying.
Mostly what I remember from AB is that Annette Benning had really hot sex and she's my age, so where's my hot sex.
Yoga pants are the reason I won't join a health club (no matter how thin you are, yoga pants do nothing for a 60-yr-old butt)
Apparently we've also moved on from "any measures to legislate gun ownership = anti gun" to "any measures to legislate gun ownership = bigot, as in anti-gun 'bigot' because apparently you can be a bigot towards an inanimate object. Which really kinda just proves your original point re gun/personal attribute conflation.
Also too, I thought dick jokes was what Wonkette was for. Did I miss the memo about being serious and circumspect?