Ducksworthy

Ducksworthy

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248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +4 points

Not only was Jeb a traitor, many of his colleagues felt that he was responsible for the loss at Gettysburg and hence the war. So is an incompetent traitor better or worse to be named for?

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +3 points

Something about the angle of the dangle suggests Florida needs more Viagra.

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +7 points

See also: Rick Scott, Medicare Fraud

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +4 points

If Rick were to undergo dick reduction surgery, wouldn't his head disappear?

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Way off topic, somewhat. But isn't interesting that the GOP will hold their 2016 Convention in the Koch Hell of Cleveland?

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
Now the Lord can make you tumble
And the Lord can make you turn
And the Lord can make you overflow
But the Lord can't make you burn.

249 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vatican To Flog Bishop... · 0 replies · +2 points

I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you..
By wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
That's what being a Protestant's all about.

249 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet The WND Commenter... · 0 replies · +9 points

And so it goes.

We're rednecks
We're rednecks
Don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

We're rednecks
We're rednecks
And we're keepin' the n***ers down.

249 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet The WND Commenter... · 3 replies · +6 points

But I got better. Thanks Obamacare!

249 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Hero Sen. To... · 1 reply · +9 points

Fortunately, there's still plenty of room in that special section of hell reserved for sadistic cowards.

249 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colorado Wants To Make... · 0 replies · +2 points

Would you people please just STFU and let me get on with the natural selecting?

Yours Truly,
Mother Nature