Moonbatting Average

Moonbatting Average

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393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Friday Nice Time Vetoe... · 1 reply · +17 points

Does this mean that "Gig 'em" is now shorthand for teh buttsecks?

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Business Owners Being ... · 1 reply · +14 points

That's a good suggestion. I'd like the option not to buy shitloads of everything, though. Fucking Texas.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Business Owners Being ... · 4 replies · +21 points

Dallas is a cesspit of corporate stores. I honestly don't know where to shop: Whole Foods has a vocal right-wing nutbag CEO, Central Market's CEO is very likely a right-wing nutbag, but a low profile one. Do you go with the devil you know? I hate it that there are basically no other options for good ingredients. I miss Austin.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Does Its Part... · 0 replies · +4 points

If only I could! Right now my moniez are about to be Hoovered up by the plumber who's replacing my toilet :-(

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Does Its Part... · 2 replies · +4 points

Thanks! Having a real jerb is crimping my comment style.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Does Its Part... · 7 replies · +19 points

Fucking interpolation, how does it work?

457 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Perry Dropping Out to ... · 0 replies · +6 points

After each Perry gaffe, I imagined Bill White sitting at home, shouting at the TV "I can't believe I lost to that guy!!!", John Lovitz-style

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING: Santorum Sai... · 0 replies · +19 points

Fear of a Blah Planet

461 weeks ago @ Wonkette - FLOTUS Proves Commitme... · 1 reply · +5 points

Yeah. It's pretty fucking jarring to see a post get sealed on a site as comment-driven as this one. An explanation might be nice.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lady Claims Whirlwind ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Roger Goodell?