Uganda. Send him to Uganda.
Snark all you want; that office is so totally AbFab I can barely contain myself (confession: me and my completely hetero roommate in SF painted our dining room that same deep, sensuous red when we moved in - it looks hot pink when you apply the first coat, but it gets deeper the more you brush).
I read the ending of this as, "Watch the full video and Migraine the possibilities."
seconded, thirded, fourthed, whatever - that IS a fabulous shot of a lovely family... and everyone of those mouth-breathing turdbuckets that is going to make an issue out of this can go f*ck themselves with a pogo stick encased with poisoned rat dicks.
Wasn't this the teaser for the next season of Duck-fucking Dynasty?
One could only hope this is Beck's Atwater moment. And yes, I also mean it's fatal. Fuck that guy.
Oh crap, I'm going to have to go find that now.
Way to turn up the argle-bargle to 11, asshats. *sigh*
Oh my. I may have to clean up my tinfoil hat and crawl out of my mom's basement for this one.