en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1680461 Comments by Blendergoathead http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950000794 Uganda. Send him to Uganda. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:01:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950000794 http://wonkette.com/575104/spirit-animal-taylor-swift-sees-aaron-schock-through-not-gay-office-crisis#IDComment948257258 Snark all you want; that office is so totally AbFab I can barely contain myself (confession: me and my completely hetero roommate in SF painted our dining room that same deep, sensuous red when we moved in - it looks hot pink when you apply the first coat, but it gets deeper the more you brush). Fri, 6 Feb 2015 02:38:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575104/spirit-animal-taylor-swift-sees-aaron-schock-through-not-gay-office-crisis#IDComment948257258 http://wonkette.com/573788/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-rewrites-mcdonalds-ad-real-good-like#IDComment944715254 I read the ending of this as, "Watch the full video and Migraine the possibilities." Sun, 25 Jan 2015 18:54:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573788/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-rewrites-mcdonalds-ad-real-good-like#IDComment944715254 http://wonkette.com/569491/racist-obamas-try-to-start-race-war-on-whitey-by-talking-about-being-black#IDComment930161265 seconded, thirded, fourthed, whatever - that IS a fabulous shot of a lovely family... and everyone of those mouth-breathing turdbuckets that is going to make an issue out of this can go f*ck themselves with a pogo stick encased with poisoned rat dicks. Thu, 18 Dec 2014 03:12:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569491/racist-obamas-try-to-start-race-war-on-whitey-by-talking-about-being-black#IDComment930161265 http://wonkette.com/569019/these-real-patriotic-americans-just-want-to-hang-obama-from-a-tree-is-all#IDComment927805837 Wasn't this the teaser for the next season of Duck-fucking Dynasty? Fri, 12 Dec 2014 14:58:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569019/these-real-patriotic-americans-just-want-to-hang-obama-from-a-tree-is-all#IDComment927805837 http://wonkette.com/568535/twitters-biggest-scumbag-chuck-c-johnson-outs-rape-victim-to-teach-feminazis-a-lesson#IDComment926075481 Gary. Thank you. Mon, 8 Dec 2014 16:22:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568535/twitters-biggest-scumbag-chuck-c-johnson-outs-rape-victim-to-teach-feminazis-a-lesson#IDComment926075481 http://wonkette.com/566231/glenn-becks-brain-is-broken-no-for-reals-this-time#IDComment910013546 One could only hope this is Beck's Atwater moment. And yes, I also mean it's fatal. Fuck that guy. Tue, 11 Nov 2014 21:14:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566231/glenn-becks-brain-is-broken-no-for-reals-this-time#IDComment910013546 http://wonkette.com/565727/south-carolina-exit-poll-seeks-accurate-measurement-of-black-uppitiness#IDComment906992435 Oh crap, I'm going to have to go find that now. Fri, 7 Nov 2014 13:51:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565727/south-carolina-exit-poll-seeks-accurate-measurement-of-black-uppitiness#IDComment906992435 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906579045 Way to turn up the argle-bargle to 11, asshats. *sigh* Fri, 7 Nov 2014 01:07:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906579045 http://wonkette.com/560081/were-always-drunk-in-san-francisco-your-wonkette-drinky-thing-great-northwest-great-world-tour#IDComment876239974 Oh my. I may have to clean up my tinfoil hat and crawl out of my mom's basement for this one. Sat, 13 Sep 2014 15:29:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560081/were-always-drunk-in-san-francisco-your-wonkette-drinky-thing-great-northwest-great-world-tour#IDComment876239974 http://wonkette.com/555161/detroits-spending-5-6-million-to-shut-off-residents-water-what-else-could-they-spend-that-on#IDComment858035977 </snark> Fuck those assholes; I'm in to help someone in Detroit. <snark> Fuck those assholes; I'm in to help someone in Detroit. Sat, 26 Jul 2014 01:42:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555161/detroits-spending-5-6-million-to-shut-off-residents-water-what-else-could-they-spend-that-on#IDComment858035977 http://wonkette.com/551013/sundays-with-the-christianists-american-history-textbooks-that-defeat-the-evil-empire#IDComment840440754 It's almost as if all the US-based X-tians only wanted was a "Kindler, Gentler" Reich. Sun, 8 Jun 2014 19:04:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551013/sundays-with-the-christianists-american-history-textbooks-that-defeat-the-evil-empire#IDComment840440754 http://wonkette.com/547685/we-can-all-stop-yelling-at-clippers-owner-donald-sterling-now-snoop-dogg-is-on-it#IDComment822652111 Ha ha, the gold-digger sticks it right into the droopy, grizzled 'nads of the racist billionaire. I LOVE Los Angeles. Sun, 27 Apr 2014 02:40:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/547685/we-can-all-stop-yelling-at-clippers-owner-donald-sterling-now-snoop-dogg-is-on-it#IDComment822652111 http://wonkette.com/541544/have-we-found-the-stupidest-obamacare-story-yet-maybe#IDComment793222990 Jesus. I thought I had my rage up last night, but our benevolent overlord was obviously on some kind of fish paralyzers. Nice job. Sun, 9 Feb 2014 18:08:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541544/have-we-found-the-stupidest-obamacare-story-yet-maybe#IDComment793222990 http://wonkette.com/539686/nigerian-scammer-cons-christian-mingle-lady-out-of-300000-lets-all-get-to-work-people#IDComment786777809 Hrm. I'm apparently doing the online dating thing the wrong way; switching over to the fleecing the flock thing now. This should be interesting. Mon, 20 Jan 2014 18:12:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539686/nigerian-scammer-cons-christian-mingle-lady-out-of-300000-lets-all-get-to-work-people#IDComment786777809 http://wonkette.com/538708/louie-gohmert-knows-why-god-sent-him-to-congress-to-keep-single-moms-from-getting-welfare#IDComment781947877 That is some certified Genuine Frontier Gibberish. Nice Thu, 9 Jan 2014 20:48:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/538708/louie-gohmert-knows-why-god-sent-him-to-congress-to-keep-single-moms-from-getting-welfare#IDComment781947877 http://wonkette.com/538265/dead-republican-congressman-had-so-many-families#IDComment779751870 Thanks for the reminder to call the various parents and family members I've had through the years to thank them for not being as bugfuck crazy as whoever those people are. Ouch. Sun, 5 Jan 2014 17:46:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/538265/dead-republican-congressman-had-so-many-families#IDComment779751870 http://wonkette.com/537699/what-do-you-get-your-mommyblog-for-your-tenth-anniversary#IDComment778563164 Although I do sometimes miss the days when Ken would let us run riot for a few days (usually until whatever bender he was on ended), then bring the banhammer down on the worst offenders, the joint is definitely a little more… classy these days. Salud! Fri, 3 Jan 2014 14:12:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/537699/what-do-you-get-your-mommyblog-for-your-tenth-anniversary#IDComment778563164 http://wonkette.com/538083/do-not-take-your-newly-legal-and-newly-expensive-weed-out-of-colorado-fools#IDComment778265375 To be fair, they should run it like the university tuition system - if you're a local, you pay regular price; if you're coming in from out of state, you get butt-humped into bankruptcy. Fri, 3 Jan 2014 01:48:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/538083/do-not-take-your-newly-legal-and-newly-expensive-weed-out-of-colorado-fools#IDComment778265375 http://wonkette.com/538048/now-it-is-these-nuns-who-are-being-kind-of-dicks#IDComment778231533 Then maybe the federal govt. should find it to be too much work to do whatever it is they need to do to continue those… nuns… tax-exempt status. Yes, fuck them. Fri, 3 Jan 2014 00:16:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/538048/now-it-is-these-nuns-who-are-being-kind-of-dicks#IDComment778231533