Millennial Malaise

Millennial Malaise


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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney: Why Can't... · 0 replies · +3 points

It amazes me that the video where Mitt Rmoney admist to owning a sweatshop isn't more popular. I feel it would go over super well with the Neo-Confederates.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New AP Poll: Americans... · 0 replies · +4 points

Let's face it, us pussified Libtards were more ready to storm the White House when Bush was pissing on the constitution than we are now, when Obama's just kind of crumpling it up behind his desk. Now we're all, "let's be rational voters, lesser of two evils, buttsex and abortions for everyone!!"

Ginny is just trying to get the revolution started as soon as possible.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Meet Your New Diebold! · 0 replies · +10 points

Rmoney and Company are good at one thing: scheming, to make money. I hate feeling this dread that even tho voter ID laws are getting knocked out, but there are still the machines!! A bit tin foily, maybe, but I'm not freaking out yet. If enough people go out and vote, it will at least make these assholes break a sweat to steal the election!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh No Democrats It Is ... · 1 reply · +16 points

It was finally made clear to me last night, that this glorious echo chamber has inoculated me from being impressed by anything Rmoney has got to say. My roommate, who watched it elsewhere, was adamant that Mittens won the debate because he was more aggressive. Aggressive liar, maybe? From my perspective, the first 20 minutes consisted of a very boring back and forth of Mitt saying Obama was characterizing his tax 'plan' incorrectly. That's it! People want Obama to get mean? Sure, so McWhitey RealAmurica can freak out? Ugh. I hate everyone, including the pussies on MSNBC.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney Cannot Out-Deba... · 0 replies · +13 points

the bar is so low, even Rafalca could jump over it.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney Cannot Out-Deba... · 0 replies · +11 points

"President Obama is a uniquely gifted speaker, and is widely regarded as one of the most talented political communicators in modern history."

Der, I thought he was just an affirmative action hire who couldn't speak without a teleprompter. This is so hard, you guys! Keeping our racist mythologies straight.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Live Blogging Your Eli... · 0 replies · +2 points

education, asshole, not small businesses and taxes...

Until you privatize the school system

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +5 points

thank you! This is amazing.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 3 replies · +10 points

I've been a member of various message boards in my day and this was the first time the virtual world and the real world collided! It was so fun, I stayed till midnight and devoured waaaay too many hot dogs.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - America Roughly As Inf... · 0 replies · +4 points

French-style, what are you some kind of pussy? American-style revolutions ONLY, with muskets and outfits unfit for camouflage.