Jerri

Jerri

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Some Of Scott Walker's... · 0 replies · +2 points

I won't be surprised when this beady eyed chud wins anyway. Not that I'll let my cynicism keep me from going out and voting against this all star, but I'm readying a puke bucket and a heroic supply of booze just to be on the safe side.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Innovative Wisconsin G... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yeah, just like literally everyone in the US voted for G-Dubs, twice.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Innovative Wisconsin G... · 0 replies · +7 points

Seven days a week? Even on Packer game days? Good luck with that one.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Meth Binge Gene... · 0 replies · +7 points

Me too!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Meth Binge Gene... · 3 replies · +40 points

I dunno. The other one had gators.

If only they could band together to form one SuperHeadline:

MASTURGATOR: Beaverton, Oregon man on meth fights off 12 cops and 2 alligators while masturbating in bar as pole dancer high on pot flees shooting scene.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - On Her Majesty's Secre... · 0 replies · +8 points

The sun never sets on her majesty's nut bowl!

Hey, when you're a figurehead monarch whose family is politely waiting for you to die so they may take their turn as figurehead leaders, you exercise the power you have when you can in the way you can.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Put Some Food On Your ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yes! Now I'm about ready for Thanksgiving.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Southern Baptist Leade... · 0 replies · +6 points

If Wonket allowed comments we might be able to find it.

(Evidently I'm only commenting in inside-meme form today.)

Also, it was a pretty bad image. It's just that NWH's comment was phrased so perfectly that it has stuck all this time.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Southern Baptist Leade... · 6 replies · +24 points

That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Sad Bob Woodward Would... · 0 replies · +2 points

Everyone's dad?