WhatTheHolyHeck

WhatTheHolyHeck

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Only Men Are Allowed T... · 0 replies · +15 points

As a certified and licensed Female Person who didn't take her husband's last name and has endured years of judgy crap from others about it, I feel justified in telling all of them to shut the hell up. It's literally not their concern.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Wow, Bajillionaire Bru... · 1 reply · +5 points

The Trib endorsed Rauner too. Must be hard to write sanctimony that hypocritical when you're using one of your typing hands to hold your nose.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - New Wingnut Theory (Or... · 0 replies · +10 points

Stock in Orville Redenbacher's soars.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Deman... · 0 replies · +39 points

"And then she hid in a bathroom for four hours when someone asked her whether she really thinks vaccines cause Down Syndrome."

She then raced out of the bathroom, screaming, when two women entered together, chatting idly about their upcoming lesbywedding.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Catholic Mommy Blogger... · 0 replies · +24 points

Oppressor!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Catholic Mommy Blogger... · 0 replies · +14 points

She can take out a city bus when she shoots out that placenta.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Let John McCain Berate... · 2 replies · +12 points

"We are one week away from a majority of Americans blaming Obama..."

Too late. 53% blame Obama. Of course a majority also blame Republicans, Democrats, independents, aliens, gluten and aspartame.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Larry Klayman Calls Fo... · 0 replies · +6 points

Fetchez la vache!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Larry Klayman Calls Fo... · 0 replies · +8 points

See, this is what happens when you lose your dogwhistle. You have to actually state your ignurnt, lynchy wet-daydreams out loud.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Some DHHS Report Says ... · 5 replies · +28 points

I let the editors force anything they want down my throat.