The Supreme Court, for some godforsaken reason, actually agreed to hear this case...
The godforsaken reason is, 4 and a half of them are right wing hacks. Just wanted to clear that up.
...Look, I know that any country … dividing people by the color of their skin … is one of the dumbest ways [for people to interact]. It’s time to move beyond this.
By the way, I am changing my last name to Jenkins.
Paul "Seriously Fast" Ryan remembered running a sub 3-hour marathon. Against unicorns.
I am sure that the entries on the demoralization and debasement of our troops--fragging, drug use, PTSD, etc.--are complete and...never mind.
Still, it's nice to know that, if you own a tavern in Utah, you will be able to refuse to serve Mormons.
OK, Barry wrap it up. No more stories about the couple from Minneapolis.
I know [I have no more campaigns to run] because I won 'em both.
Oh bwahahahaha!!! Zing!! Suck it, Republicans, suck it, Mitt!!!
Right now, Joni Ernst is hydrating herself, so she doesn’t have to dive for a water bottle. She will have to leave to take a leak during her response.
Boehner clashes with the flag.
Out of curiosity, if the Kansas state government did collapse, how would anyone know?