Lest we forget, Butt Sex is the cornerstone of the mighty Wonkette ...
Miss Cupp runneth over at the mouth.
These people are getting by without towel service! Why can't the rest of you crybabies suck it up?
But can he make funny about Truck Nutz and ass-fucking?
Must ... fondle ... knockers ...
Let Them Eat Crop Subsidies!
Mr. Richwine, you got some 'splainin' to do!
Many bonus points for the Gary Stewart reference.
Somebody should send this guy the story about the prisoner in the Baltimore city jail who knocked up four female security guards.
Sarah's next gig: Celebrity Spokeswoman for The Scooter Store!
GATOR WANTS SOME DAMN FOREPLAY!
also, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?