AlterNewt

AlterNewt

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3 days ago @ Wonkville - Telework Issues in the... · 0 replies · +5 points

"This item temporarily out of stock"

4 days ago @ Wonkville - Your Tax Dollars Whist... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Hammer dulcimer players have also been asked to volunteer"

5 days ago @ Wonkville - Blue Bird · 2 replies · +5 points

Wait...a... minute......... A Nuclear. Powered. Amplifier!

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Blue Bird · 0 replies · +3 points

I, for one, was merely using Steve Martin as a vehicle for a "frailing" joke. Because, of course, if we can't do bad puns, then the Terrorists/Viruses win.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Blue Bird · 2 replies · +5 points

Would recommend to a friend.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Blue Bird · 4 replies · +5 points

Another loser, along with the frailing New York Times.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Blue Bird · 6 replies · +5 points

And banjos.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Miss Hitler Convicted ... · 2 replies · +4 points

"Rinse thoroughly before cooking."

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Miss Hitler Convicted ... · 5 replies · +5 points

A helpful suggestion from friends in the UK:
https://www.amazon.com/Wartime-Kitchen-Garden-Jen...

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Have No Headline · 2 replies · +7 points

Sign at the local mom-and-pop hardware store:

"We're sorry, but no returns/refunds on respirators"