AlterNewt

AlterNewt

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1 week ago @ Wonkville - The New Styleguides Ar... · 1 reply · +6 points

Pedant party!

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Cthulhucumber Fthagn! · 1 reply · +6 points

Sorry to hear, but on the other hand, I nominate your comment for Best Prose Poem of Poetry Month.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - OFFS/WTF 2112!! · 2 replies · +7 points

Leave Katty Kay ALONE!! You're lucky she even talks posh for you BASTARDS!!!

3 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Name this band · 1 reply · +6 points

The Aristocrats

3 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Ripley Lives!! In Berg... · 0 replies · +5 points

We've come a long way since Betty Crocker's Jiffy Lazy-Day Lasagna

3 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Ripley Lives!! In Berg... · 1 reply · +4 points

Well, now the race is on to write and copyright a Ludumesque novel:

The Madrid Protocol

4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - What's the Temperature... · 1 reply · +5 points

Throughout his time as special counsel, Mueller has been a study in moderation and professionalism, choosing to avoid the media. In this, the man who has become known for combining tailored Brooks Brothers pinstriped suits with a $35 Casio DW-290 watch, has stood in sharp contrast to Starr, the flamboyant Republican lawyer who probed Clinton and helped ensure the events became a circus.

~ The Independent, UK

4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - What's the Temperature... · 4 replies · +5 points

"So you just put your feet on these things and..."

Yes, you turn it on - yes, just slide your card for me there - you turn it on and it massages your feet, Mister Meul ...oh my god..."

5 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Arizona, Are You Tired... · 1 reply · +4 points