AlterNewt

AlterNewt

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1 week ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 0 replies · +3 points

That checks out.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 2 replies · +3 points

Sure, that's great, but where were these guys when we needed them for the Deepwater Horizon disaster?

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ermahgerd! Build the nerthern berrder werrll!!!

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Giant Beans. So hawt!"

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 2 replies · +2 points

Well, we'll have to shoot a Giant Beans commercial to show to the investors. You know, the usual: attractive young people gathered around the barbecue, looking on lasciviously as the chef flips the bean steaks... Frisbees being tossed in the background...etc....

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 7 replies · +3 points

Do YOU know any venture capitalists?

By the way, the time stamp on ID says that you replied to that comment 30 minutes before I made it, so we may be in bigger trouble than we thought.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 9 replies · +3 points

"We're gonna need bigger beans."

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yeah. Mistakes were made.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 28 replies · +3 points

Now it's an international story.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64911138

4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Well I can't comment b... · 0 replies · +3 points

OCTIFA!