AlterNewt

AlterNewt

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1 day ago @ Wonkville - Prank de résistance · 1 reply · +2 points

"And from behind their walls, the enemy shouted many impudent and impious oaths and mallardversions."

~ The Duck Chronicles

5 days ago @ Wonkville - Prank de résistance · 2 replies · +4 points

"At liftoff, not only does the rocket go vertically, it also has to go sideways really, really, fast."

~ SpaceX mission control anchor lady

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Prank de résistance · 0 replies · +4 points

Hey, I'm just happy I can still do this.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Prank de résistance · 2 replies · +3 points

Let's see if it logs me out...

/nope

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Prank de résistance · 0 replies · +2 points

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1 week ago @ Wonkville - Penis Dimension · 0 replies · +3 points

Hungry Badger is contingent.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Penis Dimension · 2 replies · +4 points

BBC credits critter with coin find. Is obviously in the pocket of Big Badger...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59937510

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Penis Dimension · 0 replies · +4 points

Naturally, I respect your choice.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Penis Dimension · 2 replies · +5 points

For what it's worth, here's a good opportunity to kiss up to Shy...
https://mobile.twitter.com/Shypixel/status/147984...