AlterNewt

AlterNewt

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1 day ago @ Wonkville - Nice Time [ via teh go... · 0 replies · +5 points

Mice time!

1 day ago @ Wonkville - IT'S · 4 replies · +5 points

There are still hardworking journalists at the NYT, defying the editorial board warmongers with pieces like:

Three Ways to Fold a T-Shirt

2 days ago @ Wonkville - Alright, which one of ... · 2 replies · +3 points

"Second amendment items considered in trade."

3 days ago @ Wonkville - Alright, which one of ... · 0 replies · +5 points

This is great news for Anthony Eden.

1 week ago @ Wonkville - You can’t out-gape a... · 1 reply · +4 points

1 week ago @ Wonkville - Trump in Ireland · 3 replies · +5 points

That's Mister Mr. Toilet House. thank you very much.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Whales and Dolphins Ad... · 1 reply · +4 points

"In Sevastopol (in Crimea) we have a centre for military dolphins, trained to solve various tasks, from analysing the seabed to protecting a stretch of water, killing foreign divers, attaching mines to the hulls of foreign ships."

Fools!!

9 weeks ago @ Wonkville - The New Styleguides Ar... · 1 reply · +6 points

Pedant party!

9 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Cthulhucumber Fthagn! · 1 reply · +6 points

Sorry to hear, but on the other hand, I nominate your comment for Best Prose Poem of Poetry Month.