GregComlish

GregComlish

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294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Mom Drops Challe... · 1 reply · +2 points

I hate to out myself as a guy who skipped the reading assignments, but did Marx actually refer to necromancy in his Manifesto?

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Mom Drops Challe... · 0 replies · +6 points

At least you guys got clear communication. My high school girlfriend talked about "the pee hole" and "the other hole". I don't know why I'd be messing around with her urethra so I thought maybe she was referring to her vagina as the pee hole? To this day, I still haven't figured out which holes she was talking about.

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 0 replies · +1 points

I had no idea it was so classic. I wonder if the American Cattlemen Association were behind this.

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 2 replies · +1 points

Ideally you'd advance both ideas and try to foster a vigorous debate among the two sides with a touch of animosity. People should be presented with a range of crazy to find the level of dementia that's right for them, whether it be narcissism with a touch of Alzheimer's in the form of Sarah Palin or the more virulent lunacy of Orly Taitz.

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 4 replies · +6 points

Guys, the only way to fight stupid is with stupid. The way to convince people to vaccinate for measles is by telling them that the Islamic state is preparing a "measles bomb" to create a health crisis and establish a caliphate in the United States. The way to convince people to vaccinate for HPV is by telling them that HPV has been definitively linked to a 10-fold increased risk of Lesbianism.

First, come up with some bullshit that would sound vaguely plausible to a moron, like "HPV establishes itself in the genitals which is how it can rewire and invert the normal processing of mammalian sexual cues and foster un-Biblical attraction. Because of the decadent Hollywood media, many children will first be encouraged to experiment with male-female sex acts, only to 'discover' their homosexuality after they have been infected with HPV."

The important thing is to tell an engrossing, outrageous story and utilize the right villains: Eric Holder, ACORN, Muslims, ISIS, Gays, George Soros, Trayvon Martin, Hillary Clinton. And obviously you don't try to inform people through government and academic channels; you use comments in conservative forums, chain emails, YouTube videos, and guest appearances on conservative talk show. The point is they are all going to fuck you up unless you vaccinate your kids because Obama is a sinister omnipotent gay Muslim who hates America.

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 2 replies · +1 points

I doubt it. "Hot Beef Injection" was a late 90s thing.

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colleges Can Avoid Loo... · 0 replies · +1 points

IANAR, but it seems like putting razors blades up one's orifices would be very impractical and dangerous.

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colleges Can Avoid Loo... · 0 replies · +2 points

Without being anchored in Christ against homosex, all bets are off

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colleges Can Avoid Loo... · 0 replies · +2 points

aren't kids doing that anyway with the smart phones and ipads? Play tinder and angry birds and jerk off? isn't that what kids do these days?

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science: Democrat Wome... · 1 reply · +11 points

"Lady Democrats love dominating our manly spheres. They are ready to suck until there's no oxygen left."