en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/8957073 Comments by BSFDthe_sequel http://wonkette.com/575147/twitter-sucks-says-twitter#IDComment948195120 You know what my twitter feed needs. Birds. My twitter feed would be so much more awesome with some birds. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 20:32:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575147/twitter-sucks-says-twitter#IDComment948195120 http://wonkette.com/574746/gays-now-rudely-getting-nekkid-on-persecuted-christian-news-feeds#IDComment947308341 How do two people sit on each other? Asking for a friend. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:04:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574746/gays-now-rudely-getting-nekkid-on-persecuted-christian-news-feeds#IDComment947308341 http://wonkette.com/574746/gays-now-rudely-getting-nekkid-on-persecuted-christian-news-feeds#IDComment947308269 I did see Goatse on my Twitter last week. I was all like, what is this, 2010? Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:03:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574746/gays-now-rudely-getting-nekkid-on-persecuted-christian-news-feeds#IDComment947308269 http://wonkette.com/574325/parties-are-for-boys-sleepovers-are-for-girls-at-college#IDComment945956444 They should just make all the sorority ladies cover up their enticing lady bodies with, like, long black robes or something. And maybe their hair too and faces. Then the boys won't be tempted to rape them AND they won't have to worry about getting a cunt punt for having the wrong shade of eye shadow. I am a problem solver. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 15:19:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574325/parties-are-for-boys-sleepovers-are-for-girls-at-college#IDComment945956444 http://wonkette.com/572613/dont-like-getting-boned-by-state-taxes-just-be-filthy-rich#IDComment941971489 "One bright spot for Washington is that they don’t tax groceries, a common feature of tax schemes in other extremely unfair states like Texas and South Dakota." Um, they still tax Milk Bones. UNFAIR!!! Fri, 16 Jan 2015 19:51:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572613/dont-like-getting-boned-by-state-taxes-just-be-filthy-rich#IDComment941971489 http://wonkette.com/572613/dont-like-getting-boned-by-state-taxes-just-be-filthy-rich#IDComment941971062 Don't expect WA to change its awful tax policies ever. State government is pretty much boned. Fri, 16 Jan 2015 19:50:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572613/dont-like-getting-boned-by-state-taxes-just-be-filthy-rich#IDComment941971062 http://wonkette.com/571344/og-hip-hop-head-david-duke-reviews-new-album-by-nicki-minaj-and-the-jews#IDComment938696117 I like her tank top a lot. Wed, 7 Jan 2015 19:59:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571344/og-hip-hop-head-david-duke-reviews-new-album-by-nicki-minaj-and-the-jews#IDComment938696117 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937914621 Brother! Where's your weed?! Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:56:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937914621 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937908441 Dear Pat, I'm thinking about uninviting my joyless, self righteous, bible thumping asshole relatives for the holidays. All they do is bitch and moan and it is impossible to put up with their holier-than-though, willfully ignorant attitude for more than an hour without some sort of intoxicant. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:34:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937908441 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937907140 Pat, that sounds less like advice and more like an excerpt from some of your gay prison erotica written under the pseudonym Jack McQueen. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:30:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937907140 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937896084 Wait. Am I a layabout or a pervert? Mon, 5 Jan 2015 20:49:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937896084 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937895787 ITS THUMPING ON THE FLOOR SO HARD RIGHT NOW. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 20:48:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937895787 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937895450 All this tells me is that Time magazine knows what the idiotic mouthbreathers who actually read their rag want. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 20:47:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937895450 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937894263 Click on the link to trix's boobs! I highly recommend it! Two thumbs up! If I had thumbs, that is. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 20:43:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937894263 http://wonkette.com/570795/sarah-palin-pisses-off-allllll-the-animal-lovers-oh-like-youve-never-stepped-on-a-dog#IDComment936688672 I stepped on a teacup Yorkie once. But it was just for fun. Fri, 2 Jan 2015 17:04:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570795/sarah-palin-pisses-off-allllll-the-animal-lovers-oh-like-youve-never-stepped-on-a-dog#IDComment936688672 http://wonkette.com/570187/oh-lets-all-go-to-trixs-house-and-make-our-children-cry-a-mommyblog#IDComment933910996 Those kittens are going to give me nightmares. For a while. Fri, 26 Dec 2014 18:45:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570187/oh-lets-all-go-to-trixs-house-and-make-our-children-cry-a-mommyblog#IDComment933910996 http://wonkette.com/567710/dr-ruths-thanksgiving-sex-tips-for-thanksgiving-sex#IDComment920050234 My boss once told me the exact same thing except he used the word shit instead of bad ass. He is not a psychologist. Wed, 26 Nov 2014 23:56:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567710/dr-ruths-thanksgiving-sex-tips-for-thanksgiving-sex#IDComment920050234 http://wonkette.com/567710/dr-ruths-thanksgiving-sex-tips-for-thanksgiving-sex#IDComment920049290 Dan Savage's 'fuck first' strategy works well for Thanksgiving. Wed, 26 Nov 2014 23:54:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567710/dr-ruths-thanksgiving-sex-tips-for-thanksgiving-sex#IDComment920049290 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919990174 She must have seen that history channel "documentary" about dragons. That was just irresponsible television and yes my mom had to ask me half way through whether it was true or not because she couldn't quite decide. I had to google the "doctors" they interviewed to prove they weren't real. And yes we watched the one about mermaids too. Wed, 26 Nov 2014 21:56:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919990174 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919988299 Well there is that controversial translation of the bible in which the dragon ate the unicorn but then choked on the horn and died. Didn't make it into the King James Version for some reason. Wed, 26 Nov 2014 21:52:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919988299