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Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt-Chugging Gluten With The Food Babe

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 16:22:04 +0000

Apparently \"vegetables contain enough oil to stir fry\" according to this idiot. He must have fun scrubbing pots.

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt-Chugging Gluten With The Food Babe

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 16:00:35 +0000

At a cooking class last night (stir fry, ends in a meal), the poor demonstrating chef had to accommodate gluten free, nut free, OIL free (wut), vegetarian, vegan, vegan gluten free,vegetarian oil free (why or why is this a thing now) and dairy free but not vegan. Why are these people taking a group cooking class that ends in a meal, for pity's sake. This is why I stopped giving dinner parties. The absolutely blank look on the chef's face was priceless.

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:30:48 +0000

Now starts the real work of lying to voters and recasting Congressional and republican failures into Obama's fault (exhibit a: the success of the 1%. TOTALLY Obama's fault and nothing to do with Republican obfuscation on middle and working class relief.)

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:27:26 +0000

"fell" overboard ftfy

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:14:17 +0000

only after it rains

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:13:39 +0000

Furriner. 'nuff said

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:07:24 +0000

So Trey Gowdy is a bottom, is what you're saying.

Wonkette : NRA Warns Men: If You Let Your Wife Do Gun Control, Your Peen May Fall Off

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:16:09 +0000

Mostly what I remember from AB is that Annette Benning had really hot sex and she's my age, so where's my hot sex.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:13:58 +0000

Yoga pants are the reason I won't join a health club (no matter how thin you are, yoga pants do nothing for a 60-yr-old butt)

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:12:08 +0000

Apparently we've also moved on from "any measures to legislate gun ownership = anti gun" to "any measures to legislate gun ownership = bigot, as in anti-gun 'bigot' because apparently you can be a bigot towards an inanimate object. Which really kinda just proves your original point re gun/personal attribute conflation. Also too, I thought dick jokes was what Wonkette was for. Did I miss the memo about being serious and circumspect?

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:06:26 +0000

It was for research.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:05:17 +0000

eponysterical

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:04:53 +0000

I'm thinkin' Trix would rock yoga pants, even 6 months (especially 6 months) pregnant.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:02:43 +0000

See, this is why the world needs John Stewart and Wonkette. They're really the only news sources you can trust anymore.

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:53:22 +0000

This is in fact their position.

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:52:54 +0000

Hey! All I got was a toaster! (full disclosure: not gay, not a boy)

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:50:56 +0000

Ass-emble, huh. Sounds like code for something gay to me.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:52:34 +0000

"He’s so much more comfortable fighting back against the 1 percent, against companies who are changing the environment" She says that like it's a bad thing.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:51:01 +0000

Do it.

Wonkette : Rand Paul Blames Hillary Clinton For Rise Of ISIS, New Coke, Cancellation Of Happy Endings

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:25:53 +0000

you win