ChapterUndVerse

ChapterUndVerse

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370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cleveland Cops Think '... · 0 replies · +1 points

I want you to be the sportscaster for my fantasy football team, but you're doing a pretty good job here, so carry on.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cleveland Cops Think '... · 0 replies · +2 points

Ah, it doesn't?

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Inside The Collapse Of... · 0 replies · +9 points

And bill in triplicate. Those creative guys are dodgy.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +7 points

Or become an open-carry advocate. That's one way to get the women to quit sniveling over their imaginary assaults and get right with the Second Amendment.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +10 points

I didn't like cats. Then, I went to a party, and someone handed me a cat, a small cat, with stripes. It was nice. And then I got another, and another, and another...
--Boynton. Or possibly Larsen. I can't remember.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +11 points

That character hasn't been invented yet.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +12 points

That would be educational and entertaining, for maybe 6 hours. We'd all learn to appreciate teh Commentczar. We'd then appreciate the crazy that got in, the crazy that got left behind, and the furious denunciations.

Or maybe we'd just get tired of the misspelled, ill-informed, multitypooed drivel flung by people who read Wonkette for reasons I just don't understand.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Open-Carry... · 0 replies · +1 points

Or the stew.

What? Me, bitter?

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Open-Carry... · 0 replies · +3 points

Crazy or evil? Are they mutually exclusive?

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Open-Carry... · 0 replies · +1 points

What, she said gimmee shelter and they said, we are, you're arrested?