snackypants

snackypants

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412 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Face Tattoo Guy... · 3 replies · +10 points

I met a guy years ago who had a very realistic picture of Lance Armstrong's face tattooed on his forearm. Who's the asshole now?

418 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Super Cool Constructio... · 0 replies · +2 points

Woody Allen?

423 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney's World: With T... · 0 replies · +4 points

"One Of My Planes"

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DNC Night Two: The Pro... · 0 replies · +3 points

Or "Listen."

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DNC Night Two: The Pro... · 0 replies · +7 points

I use my garage to store all the surplus liquor and cheese I buy at Costco. We blow at least half our budget there on wine.

426 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO: Ladies Should Lov... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Sucks to your assmar!"

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - As Mass Governor, Cart... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well, the blind do get an additional $1,000 tax deduction, so they are still coming out $975 ahead!

429 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Exciting New Front In ... · 0 replies · +2 points

As well as donating all the "Life Is Good" t-shirts.

430 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Is So Over... · 0 replies · +9 points

My brain just exploded from the rush of 2008-election memories. And it was not a good, orgasmic kind of explosion...more like an aneurism.

430 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't Mitt Romney ... · 0 replies · +11 points

I bet you $10,000 the Romneys have a car elevator and a horse elevator.