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Wonkette : British Nanny State In Spot Of Bother At Freak Mustachio-Ride Skinflick Demises

Tue, 2 Dec 2014 21:53:39 +0000

It's probably related to the banning urination thing, I'm led to believe a lot of the videos of "squirting" really is just urine. Why they're banning urination I don't know, beyond "eww!".

Wonkette : British Nanny State In Spot Of Bother At Freak Mustachio-Ride Skinflick Demises

Tue, 2 Dec 2014 21:46:32 +0000

Fortunately, if you want any of the banned types of "performance" there's this thing called the Internet. I believe it's a series of tubes...

Wonkette : British Nanny State In Spot Of Bother At Freak Mustachio-Ride Skinflick Demises

Tue, 2 Dec 2014 21:45:06 +0000

It's okay, you can get a cream for that on the NHS.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 21:16:41 +0000

Oh yeah, and congratulations you guys! But one question: when you're married where will all that hatred and bile come from to fuel your snark-laden posts? Just kidding, I know, I've been married. I kid.. I kid... :)

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 21:07:15 +0000

Must be Seattle. My friends visited me 9 months ago and now they have babby too. It must be something in the ~~water~~ copious amounts of beer.

Wonkette : NRA Warns Men: If You Let Your Wife Do Gun Control, Your Peen May Fall Off

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 21:49:22 +0000

What's more beautiful than a plastic bag floating on an updraft? Using that bag as target practice!

Wonkette : Seattle Wonkpals, Are You Ready For Your Lovepile?

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 03:08:57 +0000

we really are leaving at 10 p.m. this time

Yes, that is something I often say before going out drinking in Seattle too. My success rate at sticking to that plan is not so good.

Wonkette : Plucky Haggis-Eating Highlanders Decide 'There Can Be Only One!'

Fri, 19 Sep 2014 17:48:37 +0000

The trouble is that Texas has never really answered the question of whose currency they would use come independence.

Wonkette : Here We Are Now Seattle, Entertain Us

Tue, 9 Sep 2014 00:43:27 +0000

Obligatory once-a-year reminder that we have a very low volume Facebook group for Seattle area Wonketters: WeWaWo - Western Washington Wonketters. By low volume, I mean, it's been dormant. But do join and wake us up.

Wonkette : Here We Are Now Seattle, Entertain Us

Tue, 9 Sep 2014 00:38:49 +0000

Ditto. I made sure it was an "all day event". Just in case.

Wonkette : Here We Are Now Seattle, Entertain Us

Tue, 9 Sep 2014 00:36:23 +0000

UW Hand-Egg play at time TBD, which is helpful.

Wonkette : Barry Bamz Just About Ready To Impeach Congress

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 21:24:23 +0000

With votes!?!?

Wonkette : Barry Bamz Just About Ready To Impeach Congress

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 21:12:17 +0000

Now, I wouldn't endorse impeachment, but can't we sue Congress into actually passing some laws?

Wonkette : Now Eat This: Stuffed Peppers, No Pink Slime Allowed

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 16:49:00 +0000

I am confused as this is a recipe on the Wonket, but it isn't full of swearing. Or this that just a Thanksgiving tradition?

Wonkette : Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:13:42 +0000

Look, it's lucky in Texas they're allowed to do this, in some places they create boob-free zones, which just attract crazy people to go there and show their boobs, with no-one able to stop them. Right?

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Take Aim At Traffic, Friends, Insufficient Jizz

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 21:03:29 +0000

Huh. I know in English law, you can't legally consent to assault, so my law-student housemates all studied a famous case about a group who were nailing each others penises to the floor and were all charged. I would have thought at least there'd be a law about careless use of a firearm that could have been used. But who am I kidding? That's against the Second Amendment, right!

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Take Aim At Traffic, Friends, Insufficient Jizz

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 19:28:15 +0000

Bell also shot her husband in 1991, but because he refused to cooperate with police, she was not prosecuted.

Wait, what? You surely don't need any cooperation - wouldn't the existence of a bullet wound be enough to charge her with something?

Wonkette : British Right-Wing Nutjob Quite Displeased With His Gay Homosexual Dog

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:42:19 +0000

Cricket playing tosser? Are you saying his bowling action is not legit? Keep the arm straight, boy!

Wonkette : Portland Ice Cream Parlor Sells 'Bortion-Flavored Ice Cream To Benefit Planned Parenthood

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 21:40:16 +0000

Well, as long as the ice cream is safe, legal, and rare, it's okay.

Wonkette : HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:06:31 +0000

I will bring (pictures of) my kittens.