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423 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 2 replies · +13 points

don't take this the wrong way, but why is it always bearded men who want moar of me? All I wanted in life was to touch some boobies......... sigh.

425 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why, Don't Forget Your... · 2 replies · +11 points

Charlotte will have finger-banging. And that's a promise.

451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 0 replies · +11 points


451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 2 replies · +26 points

happy hour doesn't exist here, silly. Beer is ALWAYS $1.00-$2.00. And it is tasty.

451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 6 replies · +87 points

not dead!

451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 3 replies · +22 points

Maybe in Capitalistic America. Here in commie Eastern-ish Europe, vowels are not required...


451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 15 replies · +65 points

Dear Andrew,

You were sort of a jerk, but at least you had a sense of humor. And in a world full of jerks, that counts for something.

The next pilsner is in your honor --

Your former boy toy,

Brno, Czech Republic

461 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Can Vaclav Havel ... · 4 replies · +16 points

Another keeper:

“The worst thing is that we live in a contaminated moral environment. We fell morally ill because we became used to saying something different from what we thought. We learned not to believe in anything, to ignore one another, to care only about ourselves. [...] The previous regime — armed with its arrogant and intolerant ideology — reduced man to a force of production, and nature to a tool of production. [...] It reduced gifted and autonomous people, skillfully working in their own country, to the nuts and bolts of some monstrously huge, noisy and stinking machine, whose real meaning was not clear to anyone. [...] We had all become used to the totalitarian system and accepted it as an unchangeable fact and thus helped to perpetuate it.” — Václav Havel, New Year’s Address to the Nation, Prague, Czechoslovakia, 1990.

Just missed him....I'm moving to the Czech Republic in two weeks!

466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Annnd ... Shepard Fair... · 0 replies · +20 points

Hope is not a Predator drone. Never has been, never will be. Sorry Bams!

466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Panicky Billionaire Ma... · 2 replies · +65 points

you can't evict an idea