christianmuslin

christianmuslin

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296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 1 reply · +7 points

I like my coffee enemas orally. It creates less of a fuss when I am at Starbucks.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 2 replies · +14 points

Has Sarah considered advancing her brilliance by letting it be known she would consider being a Supreme Court Justice should an opening occur?

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 2 replies · +22 points

Great nickname for the former half term gov: Porch Dog. You deserve one of those cakes we like.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +5 points

Texas needs a Messican governor, preferably a woman. The sooner the better.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +9 points

If Jeb Bush is to be the Republican nominee for President in 2016, he needs to carry Texas. Jeb met with Romney, then Romney dropped out. When is Jeb meeting with Rick Perry?

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 1 reply · +7 points

The third time is the charm. Do three bushes qualify as a jungle?

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +24 points

This Congresscritter talks a lot, but he says nothing. A graduate of Word Salad University no doubt, just like some other politician we all know. As for today's high schoolers, they know how to define business, thanks to America's
Aristotle, Ronald Reagan. A business, whether organized as a for profit entity, or a non profit entity, is established for the explicit purpose of making the rich richer at the expense of the poor.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 1 reply · +4 points

The governor resigns and the Secretary of State becomes governor. Interesting. Now I am forced to Google and learn if there is no Lt. governor in Oregon, or what gives here.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +8 points

New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, would be well advised to note that Senator Warren adds two pounds to her footballs before scoring.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +7 points

The Republicans have a great recipe for running the country. It's a simple recipe and starts with boil one cup of water. Therein lies the problem. They do not agree how best to boil said cup of water, or if it is a trap, and they should skip the water and go to the next instruction.