en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2203897 Comments by christianmuslin http://wonkette.com/576187/the-snake-oil-bulletin-butt-chugging-gluten-with-the-food-babe#IDComment950791627 I like my coffee enemas orally. It creates less of a fuss when I am at Starbucks. Sun, 15 Feb 2015 15:59:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576187/the-snake-oil-bulletin-butt-chugging-gluten-with-the-food-babe#IDComment950791627 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950589194 Has Sarah considered advancing her brilliance by letting it be known she would consider being a Supreme Court Justice should an opening occur? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 20:36:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950589194 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950588014 Great nickname for the former half term gov: Porch Dog. You deserve one of those cakes we like. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 20:30:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950588014 http://wonkette.com/576181/rick-perry-poor-texans-love-not-having-health-insurance-it-is-their-hobby#IDComment950585907 Texas needs a Messican governor, preferably a woman. The sooner the better. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 20:18:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576181/rick-perry-poor-texans-love-not-having-health-insurance-it-is-their-hobby#IDComment950585907 http://wonkette.com/576181/rick-perry-poor-texans-love-not-having-health-insurance-it-is-their-hobby#IDComment950566583 If Jeb Bush is to be the Republican nominee for President in 2016, he needs to carry Texas. Jeb met with Romney, then Romney dropped out. When is Jeb meeting with Rick Perry? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:27:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576181/rick-perry-poor-texans-love-not-having-health-insurance-it-is-their-hobby#IDComment950566583 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950552795 The third time is the charm. Do three bushes qualify as a jungle? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:13:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950552795 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950547887 This Congresscritter talks a lot, but he says nothing. A graduate of Word Salad University no doubt, just like some other politician we all know. As for today's high schoolers, they know how to define business, thanks to America's Aristotle, Ronald Reagan. A business, whether organized as a for profit entity, or a non profit entity, is established for the explicit purpose of making the rich richer at the expense of the poor. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:49:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950547887 http://wonkette.com/576217/oregon-gov-kitzhaber-vowing-to-never-give-up-never-surrender-resigns#IDComment950346209 The governor resigns and the Secretary of State becomes governor. Interesting. Now I am forced to Google and learn if there is no Lt. governor in Oregon, or what gives here. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:28:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576217/oregon-gov-kitzhaber-vowing-to-never-give-up-never-surrender-resigns#IDComment950346209 http://wonkette.com/576133/gee-does-it-seem-like-elizabeth-warren-knows-more-about-banks-than-this-bank-lobbyist-does#IDComment950324066 New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, would be well advised to note that Senator Warren adds two pounds to her footballs before scoring. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:17:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576133/gee-does-it-seem-like-elizabeth-warren-knows-more-about-banks-than-this-bank-lobbyist-does#IDComment950324066 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950273518 The Republicans have a great recipe for running the country. It's a simple recipe and starts with boil one cup of water. Therein lies the problem. They do not agree how best to boil said cup of water, or if it is a trap, and they should skip the water and go to the next instruction. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:55:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950273518 http://wonkette.com/576057/san-diego-cops-thought-brothers-were-robbing-own-store-beat-them-up-just-to-be-sure#IDComment950091802 San Diego police suspect Spanish dude up to no good. This US citizen should sue the holy fuck out of the City. The contributions to pay his legal bills will not only pay those legal bills, but just might wipe out poverty in his native Peru. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:44:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576057/san-diego-cops-thought-brothers-were-robbing-own-store-beat-them-up-just-to-be-sure#IDComment950091802 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950058994 The GOP has set themselves up for double-barrel action. First they will learn they need to fix Obamacare as millions are about to lose it. Second, we can have, or not have, legal marriage in this country. What we cannot have however, is marriage limited to color of skin, color of hair, color of eyes, or whether the two parties posses the parts necessary to reproduce offspring. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:38:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950058994 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950051872 The real question is who does Bruce Jenner hope to gay marry in June once the Supremes settle this mess? Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:01:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950051872 http://wonkette.com/575971/west-virginia-gop-loves-babies-doesnt-care-so-much-about-women-or-constitution#IDComment950024025 West Virginia, where dildos are the highest life form. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:47:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575971/west-virginia-gop-loves-babies-doesnt-care-so-much-about-women-or-constitution#IDComment950024025 http://wonkette.com/575972/morning-maddow-jeb-bushs-website-violates-everybodys-privacy-oops-video#IDComment950015315 If Jeb were the smart one, admittedly that bar is mighty low, he would have figured out a) how to get elected President before George, and b) how to run for President against a Democrat not named Hillary. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:07:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575972/morning-maddow-jeb-bushs-website-violates-everybodys-privacy-oops-video#IDComment950015315 http://wonkette.com/575934/scott-walker-way-too-smart-to-answer-whether-evolution-is-a-thing#IDComment949811048 The GOP Presidential candidates are all going to England. Why, so they can claim they visited their Motherland? So, when will Bobby Jindal be going? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:54:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575934/scott-walker-way-too-smart-to-answer-whether-evolution-is-a-thing#IDComment949811048 http://wonkette.com/575910/lets-just-count-all-the-states-that-arent-trying-to-make-the-bible-their-official-state-book#IDComment949790233 Does that make it an arranged marriage? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:55:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575910/lets-just-count-all-the-states-that-arent-trying-to-make-the-bible-their-official-state-book#IDComment949790233 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949754525 A San Andreas Fault Party would be nice. Attendees fill in the empty spaces in the Earth's crust to reduce the risk of an earthquake. Invitations would be limited to Republicans who don't believe in science. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:46:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949754525 http://wonkette.com/575848/morning-maddow-brian-williams-gets-six-months-jon-stewart-gets-life-video#IDComment949749143 Someone said seismic news activity and some dude named Brian and some other dude named Jon. When magnetic north goes south, that will be news. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:19:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575848/morning-maddow-brian-williams-gets-six-months-jon-stewart-gets-life-video#IDComment949749143 http://wonkette.com/575808/please-stop-with-the-holocaust-chic-it-is-not-actually-a-thing#IDComment949726306 It's time to send Urban Outfitters a formal letter regarding their unique approach to fucking chicken. It's just like the old approach, only horizontal. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:38:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575808/please-stop-with-the-holocaust-chic-it-is-not-actually-a-thing#IDComment949726306