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Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Moves Lips About Abortion, Lies Ensue. Surprise!

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:28:07 +0000

I myself am in the red, fuck-wise, having given fucks that I did not actually have and am now in fuck debt. This is awkward, as I am sure that telling my friends that "I need a fuck" will not be received in the spirit in which it would be intended.

Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:26:53 +0000

Well, it should. Otherwise "Right to Rise" is just another PAC name.

Wonkette : Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:58:30 +0000

Hey, if she was in Texas practicing law, she might have been able to sleep through the trial .http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2002-01-03/news/0201030264_1_burdine-case-calvin-j-burdine-supreme-court

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:54:27 +0000

True story from last year: Student gets pretty trashed with a group of friends. They walk to her room with her. One of them comes back later and has sex with her, even though she is considerably past the point of giving consent. She ends up charging him and his argument is that he didn't rape her, that it was consensual. (he was banned from campus until she graduated. She was a basket case for a few months). The moral of this: Your pointer works very well IF the man has looked up the definition of rape beforehand.

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:21:19 +0000

I've known a few men who avoided being accused of rape by not raping anyone.

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:11:20 +0000

Oh, come one, EVERYONE knows that "Ballroom Dance Taught By A Lesbian Drill Instructor" is totally an elective.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:05:58 +0000

Heck, this criticism is leveled from the biologists in the other floor of our building. This is very well and good, but I could go all day without the phrase "love child of Ayn Rand and Jerry Falwell". I may have to drink heavily now.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:03:46 +0000

I am already drafting my "I am offended by Merry Christmas..." letters that I will send to all retail and fast-food establishments. Trying to decide whether to spell our Christmas or just use Xmas.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:42:48 +0000

This word "censorship" does not mean what you think it means.

Wonkette : Elizabeth Warren Asks Questions About Vaccines, Gets Shocking Answers

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:43:58 +0000

I wish I had that much style. People occasionally ask me what I think of vaccinations, do they cause autism, and I tell them "My kids are fully vaccinated. Next question?"

Wonkette : Want To Go To A Measles Party? No, You Don't

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:10:14 +0000

All snark off, you know what really makes me sad and mad at the same time? I'm willing to bet that a lot of these Marin County moms don't vaccinate not because they doubt vaccines work, but because well the other moms don't vaccinate and they might look down on you if you take your kids in for shots. They might even talk smack about you at the coffee/wine get-togethers and we can't have that.

Wonkette : Want To Go To A Measles Party? No, You Don't

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:06:46 +0000

Will the measles party menu feature spotted dick? Asking for a friend.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:18:21 +0000

God forbid they turn away from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691758....

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Week: How Can You Libs Like Rachel Maddow When She's Always Wrong?

Sun, 8 Feb 2015 17:13:45 +0000

Oh no, ReasonableMind1 invoked "Reliable, inside sources"! No way that could be a figment of some wing nut's imagination! It's right up there with "studies have shown" and "research indicates". (True fact: I told my daughter something not to her liking and she demanded a reference. I was sort of proud but I didn't remember the reference, so I started throwing out a litany of scientific names....she caught on when I mentioned Nikola Tesla).

Wonkette : Insane Anti-Vaxxer Children's Book Will Make Every Kid Want Measles

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 20:02:09 +0000

I see that Melanie's measles also gave her camel-toe. Buyer beware.

Wonkette : Learn This Hot New Trick To Raise Girls To Be Ladies, With Homemaking Classes

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 15:35:34 +0000

“Young girls are often allowed, and even encouraged, to be brash, rude, crude, profane, immodest, immoral, loud, and aggressive.” PsycWench Jr., age 16, would say "Fuckin' right!" and then go back to her diatribe against homophobes and Christianists.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: The GOP Has Vax-In-Mouth Disease

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 20:29:29 +0000

That's weird. I heard on the interwebz that Rand Paul got a hep vaccine yesterday to prove how brave he is.

Wonkette : Glenn Beck: Science Is The Vatican, Anti-Vaxxers Are Galileo, I Am Still An Idiot

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 17:19:24 +0000

Sometimes a group is labelled "morons and idiots and crackpots and crazies" because it consists of morons, idiots, crackpots and crazies. But only about 95% of the time.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Might Get Gayest Ethics Violation Ever

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 17:13:48 +0000

At first glance I thought "Why is Aaron Schock's office in the Red Room of Pain from Fifty Shades of Gray?"

Wonkette : America Embarks On Dumbest Science Debate Ever

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 19:48:31 +0000

..for other people.