Parah_Salin

Parah_Salin

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451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

"If you all want to go to the IRC and discuss what a fucking bitch I am fine, but can we leave the open thread for something besides tedious intramural politics?"

Could we cut out the middle man (IRC) and just discuss what a fucking bitch you are on the open thread? Ha, totally kidding, GI! I had no idea you kids were so dramatic up in here! As a relative CT outsider reading this thread I'm reminded of a sign I saw in front of a business, it said "we treated the new girl like family, so she quit." I guess I'm trying to say that the CT posters remind me of a big dysfunctional internet family. I've always admired old money families for their ability to suck down another gin and tonic, and sweep unpleasant incidents under the rug to never be spoken of again. I respectfully suggest to all CTers that you go grab a croquet mallet, a G&T, some lime green pants, and learn to bury your grievances deep within your soul like old money would want you to.

//I'm not a flouncer, more of a slinker, who leaves when my computer (it's an Altair circa, 1987, why do you ask?) crashes from all the bunny pix.

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

I would sell both boobs, and pay to work there.

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

I applaud your individualism! I'm tired of the sobriety nazis, If I can't drink and drive, how am I supposed to get to work?

//To anyone reading this:this is a joke! I don't drive drunk and a young woman I knew was killed 5 weeks ago by a drunk driver. Don't yell at me please.

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 2 replies · +1 points

I used to be a pandler (panda handler) and it's not as glamorous as you would think.

//just kidding, I was never a pandler, I just liked the concept

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thank you for your help Ms. Maroney! I left him a message, and I'm hoping he'll get it. His note to me was so lovely, I hated to think that I just now was able to read it and respond. Curses on Gawker and their damned redesign.

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Night Movie O... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey Yoda!!!! I don't know if you will get this message or not, but I finally figured out how to look at my private messages on Gawker, and I saw a lovely note you had left me in my private messages. It was regarding a year old joke that I had made that you enjoyed. That was so nice of you, and it really brightened my day! I hope you get this message...

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

Busby Berkely? I thought you were...err...never mind.

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 1 reply · +1 points

Jesus, what are you feeding that monster bunny?

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

Who were the other two?

451 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Evening Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

I want to join Pierere in his quest for freedom.