Um, OK, can we haz Canada?
Crazy, nastyass honeybadger and crazy nastyass Charles Cotton DON'T CARE!
Well, Arkansas also produced J. William Fulbright (and Bill Clinton, for that matter), and so there may still be hope that they'll elect someone, some time, who has an IQ higher than the speed limit in a school zone. But don't hold your breath.
All continents? Well, then, here's a shout out to all you Antarctic Americans out there.
North Dakota. Seventy thousand square miles and seven last names.
Hm. If tilted stars are a problem with her, she may want to check out the decoration on the Tennessee state flag.
Well, there you go. Yeats wasn't an American, but he was a writer, just like Mark Twain. They both wrote stuff. Just goes to show you, to catch literate people who turned Americans against God, you just can't cast your net too far.
Neither. They'll blame Texas del Norte, uh, Oklahoma.
Well, Gingrich taught European history. So he can be forgiven for getting American history wrong. Right?