unclejeems

unclejeems

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297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Rights Fools Behav... · 1 reply · +2 points

Um, OK, can we haz Canada?

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Rights Fools Behav... · 0 replies · +2 points

Crazy, nastyass honeybadger and crazy nastyass Charles Cotton DON'T CARE!

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Hero Sen. To... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, Arkansas also produced J. William Fulbright (and Bill Clinton, for that matter), and so there may still be hope that they'll elect someone, some time, who has an IQ higher than the speed limit in a school zone. But don't hold your breath.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Steve King Loves ... · 0 replies · +10 points

All continents? Well, then, here's a shout out to all you Antarctic Americans out there.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Cool With It ... · 1 reply · +28 points

Horton hurt a who?

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Dakota: You Don'... · 1 reply · +5 points

North Dakota. Seventy thousand square miles and seven last names.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Sees Devil S... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hm. If tilted stars are a problem with her, she may want to check out the decoration on the Tennessee state flag.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Sees Devil S... · 0 replies · +2 points

Well, there you go. Yeats wasn't an American, but he was a writer, just like Mark Twain. They both wrote stuff. Just goes to show you, to catch literate people who turned Americans against God, you just can't cast your net too far.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Incoming Texas Gov Has... · 0 replies · +2 points

Neither. They'll blame Texas del Norte, uh, Oklahoma.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Conservatives Continue... · 2 replies · +11 points

Well, Gingrich taught European history. So he can be forgiven for getting American history wrong. Right?