en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2844842 Comments by unclejeems http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949319587 Um, OK, can we haz Canada? Tue, 10 Feb 2015 01:18:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949319587 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949319358 Crazy, nastyass honeybadger and crazy nastyass Charles Cotton DON'T CARE! Tue, 10 Feb 2015 01:17:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949319358 http://wonkette.com/575350/tea-party-hero-sen-tom-cotton-says-gitmo-doesnt-recruit-terrorists-because-logic#IDComment948564926 Well, Arkansas also produced J. William Fulbright (and Bill Clinton, for that matter), and so there may still be hope that they'll elect someone, some time, who has an IQ higher than the speed limit in a school zone. But don't hold your breath. Sat, 7 Feb 2015 05:12:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575350/tea-party-hero-sen-tom-cotton-says-gitmo-doesnt-recruit-terrorists-because-logic#IDComment948564926 http://wonkette.com/573921/rep-steve-king-loves-americans-from-all-planets-except-the-messican-ones#IDComment945108054 All continents? Well, then, here's a shout out to all you Antarctic Americans out there. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 00:40:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573921/rep-steve-king-loves-americans-from-all-planets-except-the-messican-ones#IDComment945108054 http://wonkette.com/572829/oklahoma-cool-with-it-if-you-wanna-shoot-some-black-cops-guys#IDComment942804927 Horton hurt a who? Mon, 19 Jan 2015 17:34:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572829/oklahoma-cool-with-it-if-you-wanna-shoot-some-black-cops-guys#IDComment942804927 http://wonkette.com/572297/north-dakota-you-dont-even-need-ladies-to-bake-a-baby-so-time-to-outlaw-abortion-again#IDComment941447860 North Dakota. Seventy thousand square miles and seven last names. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 07:15:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572297/north-dakota-you-dont-even-need-ladies-to-bake-a-baby-so-time-to-outlaw-abortion-again#IDComment941447860 http://wonkette.com/572230/nice-lady-sees-devil-symbol-in-school-bus-lights-gets-on-tv#IDComment941444173 Hm. If tilted stars are a problem with her, she may want to check out the decoration on the Tennessee state flag. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 07:00:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572230/nice-lady-sees-devil-symbol-in-school-bus-lights-gets-on-tv#IDComment941444173 http://wonkette.com/572230/nice-lady-sees-devil-symbol-in-school-bus-lights-gets-on-tv#IDComment941443309 Well, there you go. Yeats wasn't an American, but he was a writer, just like Mark Twain. They both wrote stuff. Just goes to show you, to catch literate people who turned Americans against God, you just can't cast your net too far. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 06:57:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572230/nice-lady-sees-devil-symbol-in-school-bus-lights-gets-on-tv#IDComment941443309 http://wonkette.com/572013/incoming-texas-gov-has-had-it-up-to-here-with-you-yokels-governing-yourselves#IDComment940581338 Neither. They'll blame Texas del Norte, uh, Oklahoma. Mon, 12 Jan 2015 21:50:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572013/incoming-texas-gov-has-had-it-up-to-here-with-you-yokels-governing-yourselves#IDComment940581338 http://wonkette.com/571649/conservatives-continue-rewriting-history-because-they-are-dumb#IDComment939534273 Well, Gingrich taught European history. So he can be forgiven for getting American history wrong. Right? Fri, 9 Jan 2015 21:53:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571649/conservatives-continue-rewriting-history-because-they-are-dumb#IDComment939534273 http://wonkette.com/570515/idaho-prosecutor-cites-landmark-dixie-v-cotton-in-black-guys-trial#IDComment935654895 Why didn't she just go with something more appropriate. Maybe an old spiritual, like "Nobody Knows the Tribble I've Seen." I know--too easy. Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:45:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570515/idaho-prosecutor-cites-landmark-dixie-v-cotton-in-black-guys-trial#IDComment935654895 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929555190 A bird in hand . . . Tue, 16 Dec 2014 19:00:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929555190 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929554829 So in other words, you can explain how it is that anyone named Bush was ever elected President. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 18:59:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929554829 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929553214 Clinton burns Bush in debate. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 18:55:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929553214 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929552409 Columba, huh. Is that a subtle hint that he may be dovish on some issues? Tue, 16 Dec 2014 18:53:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569384/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run#IDComment929552409 http://wonkette.com/569159/sundays-with-the-christianists-how-mark-twain-steered-america-toward-hell#IDComment928725165 Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were Kevin Swanson; but I repeat myself. Sun, 14 Dec 2014 19:36:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569159/sundays-with-the-christianists-how-mark-twain-steered-america-toward-hell#IDComment928725165 http://wonkette.com/567222/incoming-nevada-speaker-ira-hansen-is-your-new-favorite-wingnut#IDComment916204326 I have to stop and think about this. This is 2014 and a neo-confederate, gun-worshipping, anti-woman lunatic is going to be the goddamned speaker of the House in an American state legislature. WTF??? Where have all the reasonable voters gone? Where have all the real candidates gone? How does this fuckwit even get elected? Didn't they have a choice? Beyond that, when I think what kind of legislative body would even consider this little pissant as a legislative leader, I have to wonder what kind of damage they are capable of doing to their state over the next two or three years. Because they don't have the first clue. They can't have. What are they gonna do--repeal every law passed since 1959? Of course, the whole point may be to damage the machinery of government so badly it'll take decades to fix. I sure hope the governor has a veto. Jesus Christ. Fri, 21 Nov 2014 05:43:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567222/incoming-nevada-speaker-ira-hansen-is-your-new-favorite-wingnut#IDComment916204326 http://wonkette.com/566966/compassionate-sidewalk-counselors-just-want-women-to-stop-being-whores-is-all#IDComment914627941 We're in the goddamned second decade of the goddamned 21st Century, but American women are still having to deal with billingsgate delivered by people who look to be spawn of the goddamned Spanish Inquisition. And I don't mean the Monty Python kind (comfy chair). Tue, 18 Nov 2014 23:34:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566966/compassionate-sidewalk-counselors-just-want-women-to-stop-being-whores-is-all#IDComment914627941 http://wonkette.com/566961/mississippi-group-gonna-make-christianity-the-state-religion-without-violating-constitution-just-you-see#IDComment914620999 Mississippi--first in ignorance, first in poverty, and last in the hearts of the rest of us. Mississippi--created so Texas and South Carolina wouldn't feel so bad. Now ya'll heard that. Ya'll are NOT to construe that law to be contrary to the Mericun Con-stee-two-shun. Ifn ye do, ya'll are nuthin' but a bunch of mealy-mouth librul scalawags what don't pay e-nuff RE-spect to our national banner, er, Bobbie Lee's battle flag. Tue, 18 Nov 2014 23:19:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566961/mississippi-group-gonna-make-christianity-the-state-religion-without-violating-constitution-just-you-see#IDComment914620999 http://wonkette.com/566336/kansas-will-fill-sam-brownbacks-budget-hole-with-payday-loans-bake-sales#IDComment910906975 If you're rich, are you really going to be in Kansas anymore? Thu, 13 Nov 2014 04:41:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566336/kansas-will-fill-sam-brownbacks-budget-hole-with-payday-loans-bake-sales#IDComment910906975