"Freedom sense makes speaking the truth thingy [ insert bumpersticker slogan ] and gun bibles America."
As a Republican I say detain everyone who is darker than a Starbucks Frappuccino - you can't be too safe.
"Yay, I'm being released!! Fuck, it's back to my family."
It doesn't matter, he could strangle puppies and vivisect a girl scout during halftime of the Super Bowl. As long as he has the Koch brothers money he'll be your next GOP presidential candidate.
You just know Huckabee's browser history is horrifying.
Shorter version: "Giiiirl, you knows I need to hear my old school jam up in this place!"
Target, Tar Sands - Canada is pretty much a bottomless money pit for the U.S. these days.
I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the papal rain
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a YouTube channel.