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Tengu

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297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +15 points

"Freedom sense makes speaking the truth thingy [ insert bumpersticker slogan ] and gun bibles America."

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Hero Sen. To... · 1 reply · +30 points

As a Republican I say detain everyone who is darker than a Starbucks Frappuccino - you can't be too safe.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Forget Elmo Videos: Te... · 0 replies · +29 points

"Yay, I'm being released!! Fuck, it's back to my family."

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Dicking O... · 3 replies · +44 points

It doesn't matter, he could strangle puppies and vivisect a girl scout during halftime of the Super Bowl. As long as he has the Koch brothers money he'll be your next GOP presidential candidate.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Megyn Kelly To Mike Hu... · 2 replies · +68 points

You just know Huckabee's browser history is horrifying.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 1 reply · +7 points

Shorter version: "Giiiirl, you knows I need to hear my old school jam up in this place!"

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Target Screws Fired Ca... · 0 replies · +7 points

Target, Tar Sands - Canada is pretty much a bottomless money pit for the U.S. these days.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Roundup: The State... · 0 replies · +11 points

Ammo not Emo!

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deadbeat Minneapolis A... · 1 reply · +13 points

I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the papal rain

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Governor Veto... · 0 replies · +10 points

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a YouTube channel.