Satan has control issues? Shocking. Next you'll tell me he went and started his own damn university!
"Because your wife doesn't need your help the first couple of days."
Amen! I know when my kids were infants, I spent most of my time lying on the couch wearing a mink turban and sipping margaritas.
So the big "scoop" here is that W is a petty little bitch? Wow. Looks like Jenna sucks as a journalist as much as her dad sucked at being Preznit.
Stone her? I believe you're thinking of Colorado.
Mrs. Rob Ford, what a gem you have on your hands. Not only does he just write you a check for Christmas, he brags to the world that you have a vagina the size of a 1974 Buick.
The Pope is up in my vagina? Rick Perry, is that you?
Since she's pretty much the Jewish Lindsay Lohan, isn't she due to get arrested any minute now?
I live in Texas, and I can assure you, Rick Perry is still here, lowering the group average.