kittenbomb

kittenbomb

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341 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson Introduc... · 1 reply · +22 points

Satan has control issues? Shocking. Next you'll tell me he went and started his own damn university!

341 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Awesome Manly Sportsba... · 3 replies · +42 points

"Because your wife doesn't need your help the first couple of days."

Amen! I know when my kids were infants, I spent most of my time lying on the couch wearing a mink turban and sipping margaritas.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George W. Bush Very Sa... · 2 replies · +19 points

So the big "scoop" here is that W is a petty little bitch? Wow. Looks like Jenna sucks as a journalist as much as her dad sucked at being Preznit.

352 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wendy Davis Exposed! (... · 0 replies · +8 points

Stone her? I believe you're thinking of Colorado.

356 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Follow The Always Soun... · 3 replies · +12 points

Mrs. Rob Ford, what a gem you have on your hands. Not only does he just write you a check for Christmas, he brags to the world that you have a vagina the size of a 1974 Buick.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Friday Nice Time: In B... · 1 reply · +6 points

The Pope is up in my vagina? Rick Perry, is that you?

388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Was Right Abo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Great minds...

388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Was Right Abo... · 2 replies · +5 points

James Deen?

407 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pamela Geller: Obama I... · 0 replies · +41 points

Since she's pretty much the Jewish Lindsay Lohan, isn't she due to get arrested any minute now?

407 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin Pol: Why Do ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I live in Texas, and I can assure you, Rick Perry is still here, lowering the group average.