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Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 07:48:23 +0000

Rupture "uh-oh".

Wonkette : Kansas Just Going To Go Ahead And Arrest Teachers For Teaching Now

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 01:55:21 +0000

In Florida?

Wonkette : Viewing The Weekend Stock Photo Report Causes Autism, But It's Worth It

Sun, 8 Feb 2015 18:10:19 +0000

This is a bird.

Wonkette : Harvard Won't Let Professors Sex Up Undergrads Anymore, Unfair!

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 22:14:00 +0000

With the tenure requirements, it's probably just a Lemon Party with more gowns.

Wonkette : Neo-Nazis Take Wrong Train, Miss Own Rally, Because Neo-Nazis Are Stupid

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:20:57 +0000

Idaho.

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Improve Safety Record, Only Maim Selves

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:17:47 +0000

Why do all these responsible gun owners keep littering lead? And why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

Wonkette : Gays Now Rudely Getting Nekkid On Persecuted Christian News Feeds

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:10:38 +0000

Thank god I'm a Wonker. The only things thrown in my face are tits, commies, and eggs. Seriously, when did eggs become a thing?

Wonkette : Introducing The Weekend Stock Photo Report, A Video Thing From Yr Beloved Wonkette

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 07:53:55 +0000

When double fisting is an entendre worth taking...

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 20:26:13 +0000

Points for the smeg-faucet.

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:41:01 +0000

Lesbian Pot Stealing Cop Arrests Black Vet! http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2015/01...

Wonkette : SC Republican Just Wants Judges To Pass Religious Test, What's Wrong With That?

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:21:27 +0000

Why is this guy obsessed in counting penises for legal standing?

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:12:47 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBICj64ak0k

Wonkette : Idaho State Rep Learns To Love The Gays, Tearfully Votes To Deny Them Rights

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:04:59 +0000

It takes two to properly parade your genitalia. Just sayin.

Wonkette : Attention Beta Males: Chuck C. Johnson Answering Your Questions About How To Date Hot Asian Ladies

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:01:45 +0000

Dear chuckie. I'm a clean dorm room floor, and I feel there isn't enough poo in my life. What is your advice?

Wonkette : Florida School Board May Just Give Up On Distributing Bibles. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 10:37:20 +0000

The hell? https://soundcloud.com/djreflux/sets/dub-trap-mix

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 01:23:38 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0 And that's the word.

Wonkette : Todd Starnes Has Some Thoughts On American Jesus We Mean American Sniper

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 01:22:54 +0000

But, the assassins were muslim!

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 22:15:00 +0000

Sometimes I wonder if it's devotion envy. Muslims pray 5x a day every day, while most Texas Christians only pray twice on Sunday. Once at church, and once during the game.

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 22:13:21 +0000

Such contention over the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 23:14:53 +0000

Funny story. I met a guy who bragged that he got a 3 minute phone call from Sarah for donating 3k to her PAC. I doubled over laughing, because 3k is exactly how much her PAC actually gave to a candidate.

gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Wonkette : Kansas Just Going To Go Ahead And Arrest Teachers For Teaching Now

Wonkette : Viewing The Weekend Stock Photo Report Causes Autism, But It's Worth It

Wonkette : Harvard Won't Let Professors Sex Up Undergrads Anymore, Unfair!

Wonkette : Neo-Nazis Take Wrong Train, Miss Own Rally, Because Neo-Nazis Are Stupid

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Improve Safety Record, Only Maim Selves

Wonkette : Gays Now Rudely Getting Nekkid On Persecuted Christian News Feeds

Wonkette : Introducing The Weekend Stock Photo Report, A Video Thing From Yr Beloved Wonkette

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Wonkette : SC Republican Just Wants Judges To Pass Religious Test, What's Wrong With That?

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Wonkette : Idaho State Rep Learns To Love The Gays, Tearfully Votes To Deny Them Rights

Wonkette : Attention Beta Males: Chuck C. Johnson Answering Your Questions About How To Date Hot Asian Ladies

Wonkette : Florida School Board May Just Give Up On Distributing Bibles. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Todd Starnes Has Some Thoughts On American Jesus We Mean American Sniper

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots