Warpde

Warpde

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299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +7 points

15 points for at least trying.
Just the thought of pressing play made me feel I haven't had enough to drink yet.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 4 replies · +5 points

You know who else wears red?

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Jimmy Carter... · 0 replies · +2 points

Allman's joy my ass.
Where's my peanuts?

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Carson So Glad His... · 0 replies · +1 points

Now don't go hating on Benny.
He was but an innocent, sweet, boy when his Mama was sucking the Government tit.
It takes time, lack of empathy, short term memory, shitty attitude and the wrong prescription to grow into an asshole.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - National Guard Should ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Why is it every time homophobes say "Shoot Gay Couples In The Face" he's thinking glasses?

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NYPD Union Seeks Advic... · 1 reply · +3 points

Well, he's got a point.
What the fuck it is I have no idea.

Little help here people.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Add 'Did Not ... · 0 replies · +1 points

"We never know where he is. We never know where he is. We still don’t know where he was the night of Benghazi. We have no idea what he was doing when that whole thing went down. He was doing things that were not up to the level obviously of what he should have been doing and paying attention to the 3 A.M. phone call."

I call bullshit.
You know he was golfing.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - If Your Husband's Not ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, you know what the SSA boy's say.
"Turn em upside down they all look the same."

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Just Wants To... · 0 replies · +3 points

“Oklahoma is a predominantly Christian state. There has been no movement to teach the Quran as an elective. I would be open to debate on the issue,”
Me thinks someone is asking to open up a can of Mohammad.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Why... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sure wish I had the Obama/Benghazi excuse thing to fall back on when my wife found out.
It was 2007 and all I had was Bush/Cheney :(