Beetagger

Beetagger

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339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Three Possible Explana... · 0 replies · +5 points

It's hard to like Snowden when he does shit like this. Especially now.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Radio Wingnut Says The... · 10 replies · +32 points

I thought John Lennon WAS Jesus.

354 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liz Cheney Quits Senat... · 0 replies · +15 points

Little Liz is all growed up now... she just had her first heart attack.

355 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro Irate As O... · 4 replies · +22 points

He's got the smug look of a rapey college lacrosse player who knows his daddy can afford to get him off.

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Martin Bashir Resigns ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Today, we all have poop in our mouths.

364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NYPD Arrests Black Kid... · 4 replies · +99 points

Can't he just use a hank of rope to hold up his britches like Slave Jim did in Huck Finn? Uppity.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - California A.G. Kamala... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is tragic because their football team was having such a great year.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Has A Scoop... · 0 replies · +45 points

Martial Law for $500, Alex.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sen. Mike Lee Loses Th... · 1 reply · +26 points

My senator. Can't say the word shit even when his mouth is full of it.

371 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Hearings Ju... · 1 reply · +9 points

Wow, fuck these guys.