TheRiverCharley

TheRiverCharley

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464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Has Worn A... · 1 reply · +19 points

Well, this is taking flip-flopping to a whole new, absurd level.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 0 replies · +4 points

Too many poop jokes?

Probably.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 2 replies · +18 points

#CORRECTION

Andrew Breitbart had five children - He shit out the fully formed body of James O'Keefe several years ago.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana's Top Federal ... · 0 replies · +9 points

No no no. You guys are reading this all wrong! He's calling Obama an unclean infidel dog - which everybody knows, Muslims freak out about.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your 'Michigan Mitt & ... · 1 reply · +14 points

I've got $500 that says Newt Gingrich rage-shits all over Mitt Romney's face while Mitt Romney rage-shits all over Rick Santorum's face when they both lose to Rick Santorum - Rick, meanwhile, will be desperately scrubbing at the shit stains all over his favorite sweater vest. And, hey Rick! Everybody knows you dab at stains, not scrub. You fucking idiot.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Would Rath... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Fetuses are people too, my friend."

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nation's Sexiest Super... · 0 replies · +6 points

My wife tells me all the time I'm too nice.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nation's Sexiest Super... · 3 replies · +10 points

Don't bother looking for the sex tape online, everybody.

Goddammit.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George W. Bush Apologi... · 1 reply · +3 points

Yikes! No one else type Mohammed! Three times and we're all dead!

Oh, shit-

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George W. Bush Apologi... · 4 replies · +10 points

I mean, on the one hand I think that the actions of those troops were ridiculous and culturally insensitive. Pretty fucking stupid. You know?

On the other hand, it's kind of funny if you know that Mohammed couldn't read or write.