J Rbt. Oppenheiner

J Rbt. Oppenheiner

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220 weeks ago @ Wonkette - There Will Be Blood: O... · 2 replies · +8 points

So where in the world is the national party in all of this? Get the hell out to the Sooner state, or the Mudflower state, or whatever it is, and tell 'em how the GOP is fucking over their post offices, fucking over their small farmers, and selling out our children.

Tell 'em how Oklacare is helping cousin Missy with her MS, and sing the glories of the federally-funded National Weather Service and Cooperative Extension Service. We have a story to tell and a platform to win upon.

Tailor the message, national Democrats. 50-state strategy, anyone?

221 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Help The Wendy D... · 0 replies · +16 points

+1. The name of some PAC is so small-ball Washington. No one cares except the politicos. Channel your inner Lyndon Johnson and start giving them hell and tell 'em what you're gonna do for Texas. Stop whining like a little girl.

222 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Another Family Values ... · 2 replies · +4 points

Come for the marble mouth, stay for the wife with the creepy hair in his campaign ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoFGzLHnigE

222 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Fondler Larry Prat... · 0 replies · +8 points

Say what you like about the German dictator, he's still the person who took out Hitler.

223 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia GOP Senate Can... · 7 replies · +22 points

I'm not sure to root for, they all sound like such nice people.

225 weeks ago @ Wonkette - RNC Targets Women & Mi... · 0 replies · +2 points

That hipster douchebag is named Scott Greenfield, according to the YouTube of his 30 second ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulUKsICY9o

226 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cosmos Recap: Gentleme... · 2 replies · +6 points

OK, well maybe it didn't do boffo ratings, but I'd venture the demographics of the audience watching are a hell of a lot more valuable than those watching the Duck Hunters or whatever the hell else it was up against.

Oh that's right the only thing that matters are sheer numbers of eyeballs anymore. Sorry, carry on, networks!

227 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Brings 'N... · 3 replies · +7 points

There are 312 registered Stalins. Of course they go 80% Democrat.

I wonder if we can reverse engineer that and find the most Republican name of all?

230 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dennis Rodman Made Doo... · 0 replies · +8 points

And he seemed like such a nice, clean cut young man.

231 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Charming Oklahoma Rest... · 0 replies · +3 points

Say what you will, the curb appeal of this place is undeniable. http://goo.gl/maps/ADChv