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HELisforHEL

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331 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stupidest Man On The I... · 0 replies · +1 points

Bwahhhhhhh!
Oh Hobby Lobby, you just keep giving me reasons to shop at Joanne's or Michael's. Keep hiring the best and the brightest!

331 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stupidest Man On The I... · 1 reply · +2 points

You work in a LIE-BERRY? You are indeed a Sociialist!!11!!1
BOOKS ARE THE DEVIL'S WORK REPENT !!!!1!!11!!!

339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Boston Marathon Brough... · 0 replies · +8 points

"unresolved Dada issues"

Very very good, Monsignor.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jon Stewart & Kristen ... · 0 replies · +6 points

"Schaal, who we just have to add we are in love with (and whose voice work as Mabel in Gravity Falls is the best reason to not completely block the Disney Channel from your cable channel guide."
OMFG Wonkette, I love Gravity Falls. And I never thought I'd see a reference to it here.
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342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 0 replies · +7 points

Oh, and his music suuuuuuucks.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 0 replies · +31 points

When will people realize that folks who abuse animals always turn out to be horrible douchebaggy shits. ALWAYS.
The idea that someone can mistreat a living thing and not realize it is inhumane and immoral makes them not so good at, well...everything, really.
I will now pause and side-eye Michael Vick.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 1 reply · +14 points

Looks back at the band when he makes a mistake, as if they fucked it up. Tries to get every other band member to pay for his drinks. Never helps on load-out.
Yep--been there, too.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 0 replies · +11 points

And he likes (and in this case, creates) seriously shitty music. Yup. Tick that column, too.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 0 replies · +2 points

What a slice of awesome.

352 weeks ago @ Wonkette - President Of Company T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Water! All this bitchin' over water!
So overrated.