en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/6927743 Comments by Mrs_Wudi http://wonkette.com/576182/what-lesser-cut-of-meat-are-women-like-a-flank-steak-maybe#IDComment950324721 Corbin is a lesser cut of meat. Like the kind in a can that I feed to my dogs that even they won't eat. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:21:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576182/what-lesser-cut-of-meat-are-women-like-a-flank-steak-maybe#IDComment950324721 http://wonkette.com/576119/shell-oil-ceo-believes-in-global-warming-because-he-is-a-dirty-hippie-obviously#IDComment950289705 I guess the real question is....why does he hate America SO much?! Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:14:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576119/shell-oil-ceo-believes-in-global-warming-because-he-is-a-dirty-hippie-obviously#IDComment950289705 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950267361 Legislating can be difficult, like performing perfect pirouettes on a dressage horse, or finding good live in nannies who speak English very well, or snagging an exquisite cashmere sweater at Barney's in your hedge fund manager's exact size! ...FFS Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:22:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950267361 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949778952 Fun story.... the Sheriff of my home town is a well known philanderer, perhaps best known for having his wife set a mountain of his possessions on fire on their front lawn while he was out trysting with a mistress named Pickles. No bullshit. And this asshole keeps getting elected. Glad to know he wields so much power over the feds. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:54:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949778952 http://wonkette.com/575022/hero-science-man-matt-walsh-feminists-hate-women-because-slut-pills-kill#IDComment947892076 It's weird... I took "chemicals" for a full decade before meeting Mr. Wudi, and he's a 6'7", 300 pound soldier with a neck nearly as big as my waist. Had I chosen someone manlier, I'd be fucking dead from being split in half! Wed, 4 Feb 2015 20:56:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575022/hero-science-man-matt-walsh-feminists-hate-women-because-slut-pills-kill#IDComment947892076 http://wonkette.com/574247/fox-news-radio-host-jesus-wouldve-loved-the-american-sniper-killin-all-them-dirty-muslim-infidels#IDComment945969291 What upsets me most about the film is that its biggest fans are simply nationalist twits who genuinely revel in the deaths of Muslims and anyone else who is "other." My husband is a soldier, and he is always the first to point out that good soldiers never actually enjoy killing anyone. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 16:18:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574247/fox-news-radio-host-jesus-wouldve-loved-the-american-sniper-killin-all-them-dirty-muslim-infidels#IDComment945969291 http://wonkette.com/574250/judge-rules-same-sex-couple-can-now-violate-sanctity-of-birth-certificate#IDComment945948022 I wouldn't let me children play with those two-mommy twins, either. It's much harder to raise a new generation of closed-minded bigots if kids share the monkeybars with lesbo-babies. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 14:39:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574250/judge-rules-same-sex-couple-can-now-violate-sanctity-of-birth-certificate#IDComment945948022 http://wonkette.com/574156/congressmoron-louie-gohmert-quite-displeased-with-our-republican-females#IDComment945614753 I want to force Gohmert into a mandatory head ultrasound on that shiny ass cranium of his. We would likely find nothing to abort. Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:39:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574156/congressmoron-louie-gohmert-quite-displeased-with-our-republican-females#IDComment945614753 http://wonkette.com/574012/rush-limbaugh-big-government-nanny-state-controlling-you-through-weather-warnings#IDComment945327614 Rush's city is always bracing for a Cat 5 shitstorm. Coming from his mouth. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 17:03:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574012/rush-limbaugh-big-government-nanny-state-controlling-you-through-weather-warnings#IDComment945327614 http://wonkette.com/573966/people-who-think-about-gay-sex-a-lot-uncover-massive-gay-conspiracy-at-fox-news#IDComment945294582 Do gay black people from Ohio know all the other people from Ohio, all the other blacks, all the other gays, or ALL THREE? Fuck, so much pressure. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 14:49:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573966/people-who-think-about-gay-sex-a-lot-uncover-massive-gay-conspiracy-at-fox-news#IDComment945294582 http://wonkette.com/573890/president-trump-recalls-how-easy-beating-obama-was-in-2012#IDComment945002964 "My first act as president, and this is gonna be yooge....I'm having gold-plated toilets installed in the White House, because that's clazzy as fuck." Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:42:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573890/president-trump-recalls-how-easy-beating-obama-was-in-2012#IDComment945002964 http://wonkette.com/573618/fox-news-takes-insane-acid-trip-about-eric-holder-lynching-darren-wilson-in-yemen-it-is-just-wow#IDComment944127121 "Alright everyone, there's some bad blonde acid going around out in Fox land. I repeat, DO NOT eat the blonde acid." Fri, 23 Jan 2015 17:07:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573618/fox-news-takes-insane-acid-trip-about-eric-holder-lynching-darren-wilson-in-yemen-it-is-just-wow#IDComment944127121 http://wonkette.com/573479/alan-graysons-bigamist-wife-has-leaking-boob-sacs-we-are-done-here#IDComment943809333 Not to make light of the unfortunate situation, but horror stories like "EXPLODING FAKE TITS ALL THE TIME!!' have always made me happy to have been blessed with a really stellar natural set. I'll take back aches and longing gazes over "emergency surgery to remove the leaking implants and scar tissue" any day. Thu, 22 Jan 2015 18:53:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573479/alan-graysons-bigamist-wife-has-leaking-boob-sacs-we-are-done-here#IDComment943809333 http://wonkette.com/573263/university-to-lady-students-beware-the-rapey-trannies#IDComment943491965 When I'm in a public bathroom, I generally don't give a fuck about the gender of anyone else in the facility. I care about the drugs precariously balanced in my lap. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:24:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573263/university-to-lady-students-beware-the-rapey-trannies#IDComment943491965 http://wonkette.com/572824/white-teenage-criminals-are-cuddly-and-cute-and-white-and-not-really-criminals-really#IDComment942847776 Well, of course it would have been different if they were black. The paper reported that they were "arrested without incident," not "riddled full of holes in a flurry of gunfire." Mon, 19 Jan 2015 20:30:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572824/white-teenage-criminals-are-cuddly-and-cute-and-white-and-not-really-criminals-really#IDComment942847776 http://wonkette.com/572908/muslims-condemn-terrorism-get-southern-hospitality-texas-style-it-is-a-bad-style#IDComment942834977 "I'm here condemning people who are condemning a thing I think they should condemn, and I shall continue to condemn the condemning!" Mon, 19 Jan 2015 19:38:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572908/muslims-condemn-terrorism-get-southern-hospitality-texas-style-it-is-a-bad-style#IDComment942834977 http://wonkette.com/572195/conservatives-will-fix-stupid-framers-dumb-constitution#IDComment941893228 I'm waiting for the amendment where all ladies seeking an abortion are denied and then forced to purchase an automatic weapon instead. Fri, 16 Jan 2015 14:46:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572195/conservatives-will-fix-stupid-framers-dumb-constitution#IDComment941893228 http://wonkette.com/572375/muslim-free-gun-range-lady-bans-south-asian-dudes-is-definitely-not-racist#IDComment941575367 But she said that “the allegation that we turn people away on their skin color is absolutely a lie.” Oddly enough, though, people whose skin color just happens to be camo print are apparently given preferential treatment. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 15:18:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572375/muslim-free-gun-range-lady-bans-south-asian-dudes-is-definitely-not-racist#IDComment941575367 http://wonkette.com/572120/morning-maddow-its-anonymous-versus-isis-in-battle-of-the-nerds-video#IDComment940863777 As a bad-ass Army wife, let me be the first to offer up a bag of rat dicks to Tom Coburn. Tue, 13 Jan 2015 15:20:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572120/morning-maddow-its-anonymous-versus-isis-in-battle-of-the-nerds-video#IDComment940863777 http://wonkette.com/571929/south-carolina-republican-wants-to-take-guns-from-lady-beaters-no-seriously#IDComment940463209 Listen up, y'all. Just 'cause I was convicted of giving the little lady a little fisty talkin' to, dunnit mean you commies ought to be able to beat up on my second 'mendment rights! Mon, 12 Jan 2015 15:15:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571929/south-carolina-republican-wants-to-take-guns-from-lady-beaters-no-seriously#IDComment940463209