GunToting[Redacted]

GunToting[Redacted]

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +9 points

I admittedly only know from rumor and speculation, but something which started as "Twilight" fanfic CAN'T be non-shitty.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 10 replies · +19 points

There are non-shitty parts?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Or China or Iran.

Oh, sorry... Forgot we were talking about the good ol' U S of A! `Murica!

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh No, Zombie ACORN Co... · 0 replies · +4 points

John McCain?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +13 points

"Yeah, but he's YURPEAAAN, so it doesn't matter."

- Fox Nooze bubblehead

7 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +18 points

Too many Thurstons,
Not enough Professors.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +13 points

Just lie back and think of the Constitution.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 6 replies · +70 points

Santorum dribbled... “Freedom of speech isn’t really worth much if you can’t speak what you believe. Freedom of assembly doesn’t mean much if you can’t assemble for what you believe."

Remind me, again, how does 2 gheys getting married prevent Santorum from talking? Because it isn't working yet, and if I have to get gay married to shut this fuckwhistle up, I'll gladly do my part.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 0 replies · +3 points

7. ???
8. Profit!

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 0 replies · +3 points

I sent my resume to Obama when this thing passed applying to be on the Death Panels, but I still have not had a reply.