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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Utah Puts Science Stan... · 0 replies · +25 points

Don't want to get these kids TOO smart now or as soon as they're old enough they'll get the fuck out of Utah.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox's John Stossel Wil... · 2 replies · +11 points

Too bad we can't put the wrestler that beat the shit out of Stossel on retainer and have him do it on a daily basis.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Gun Owners... · 2 replies · +10 points

Asked how the three-year-old hit both parents with one shot, police explained that the bullet went "up and to the left, up and to the left..."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - America Embarks On Dum... · 6 replies · +51 points

I'm sort of torn between my absolute belief that this country desperately needs a plague and the fact that I wouldn't be able to decide who gets it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +6 points

Steaming a vagina doesn't clean it at all, it just takes the wrinkles out.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Louisiana Congressman ... · 0 replies · +38 points

I always wanted to try marijuana but I'm scared of needles.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Chats With Te... · 0 replies · +2 points

I quit making it official after two.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Chats With Te... · 2 replies · +15 points

I wish either of my two marriages had been half as successful as these guys'.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson: Beat Yo... · 0 replies · +15 points

You know Pat got beat as a kid, it's what made the top of his head swell up like that.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 2 replies · +12 points

Her base doesn't include people who've even heard of Strunk & White.

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