en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1672992 Comments by GunToting[Redacted] http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950362070 I admittedly only know from rumor and speculation, but something which started as \"Twilight\" fanfic CAN'T be non-shitty. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:10:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950362070 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950344232 There are non-shitty parts? Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:15:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950344232 http://wonkette.com/576189/pennsylvania-governor-jumps-on-trendy-not-executing-people-bandwagon#IDComment950339465 Or China or Iran. Oh, sorry... Forgot we were talking about the good ol' U S of A! `Murica! Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:43:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576189/pennsylvania-governor-jumps-on-trendy-not-executing-people-bandwagon#IDComment950339465 http://wonkette.com/576155/oh-no-zombie-acorn-coming-for-america-again-no-it-isnt#IDComment950302759 John McCain? Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:20:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576155/oh-no-zombie-acorn-coming-for-america-again-no-it-isnt#IDComment950302759 http://wonkette.com/576119/shell-oil-ceo-believes-in-global-warming-because-he-is-a-dirty-hippie-obviously#IDComment950287606 "Yeah, but he's YURPEAAAN, so it doesn't matter." - Fox Nooze bubblehead Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:05:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576119/shell-oil-ceo-believes-in-global-warming-because-he-is-a-dirty-hippie-obviously#IDComment950287606 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950270707 Too many Thurstons, Not enough Professors. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:41:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950270707 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950270433 Just lie back and think of the Constitution. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:40:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950270433 http://wonkette.com/576037/rick-santorum-hates-americans-for-our-erotic-freedoms#IDComment950095859 Santorum dribbled... “Freedom of speech isn’t really worth much if you can’t speak what you believe. Freedom of assembly doesn’t mean much if you can’t assemble for what you believe." Remind me, again, how does 2 gheys getting married prevent Santorum from talking? Because it isn't working yet, and if I have to get gay married to shut this fuckwhistle up, I'll gladly do my part. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 23:06:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576037/rick-santorum-hates-americans-for-our-erotic-freedoms#IDComment950095859 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050468 7. ??? 8. Profit! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:53:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050468 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050242 I sent my resume to Obama when this thing passed applying to be on the Death Panels, but I still have not had a reply. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:52:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050242 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050027 Glutinous. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:51:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950050027 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049435 Is it wrong that I kinda want the court to toss out Obamacare? Then a bunch or RW poors will be thrown off of their insurance, and everyone will FINALLY realize that the GOP has no fucking alternative, then we all get single-payer healthcare the end. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:48:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049435 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950032051 I have this recurring fantasy that upon her untimely demise at age 172 her executors will release her SCOTUS diaries containing all of her candid thoughts about her fellow benchers... Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:26:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950032051 http://wonkette.com/575971/west-virginia-gop-loves-babies-doesnt-care-so-much-about-women-or-constitution#IDComment950021873 Democrat... You keep saying this word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:37:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575971/west-virginia-gop-loves-babies-doesnt-care-so-much-about-women-or-constitution#IDComment950021873 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949780489 I suspect you are snarking, but this is actually becoming a "thing." Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:01:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949780489 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949780397 "It's a disease from the Iron Age... You probably haven't heard of it." Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:01:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949780397 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777963 Stand your county! Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:49:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777963 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777842 Prescott is great, as long as you budget ahead for dental/chiropractic work due to constantly gritting your teeth and nodding your head silently. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:48:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777842 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777525 True, but he is less dessicated-looking, so he has that going for him. He looks like the poster-boy for the "After" picture in a PSA about the dangers of lead paint, but he seems well-moisturized. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:46:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777525 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949775555 Shorter: Did Arizona learn? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:36:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949775555