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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Maine GOP Warns Voter ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Methinks going to church can be an indication of sexual orientation--if you're a Catholic priest, at least

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Are We Done With TV of... · 1 reply · +4 points

Um, I believe you mean "uppity negro"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Are We Done With TV of... · 1 reply · +26 points

Well, clearly the ticket would be overturnable, because the cop hadn't undergone proper training/certification. Had he, clearly this man would have been laying in a pile of his own blood and teeth by the end of the video clip.

Germane video accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81S5sm1U2RU

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Plotting To O... · 0 replies · +25 points

JesusWeener-- noun. One who celebrates JesusWeen

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Texas Proposes To Stea... · 2 replies · +27 points

Good, it's about time those freeloading kids had to start pulling themselves up with their own bootstraps. Fuckin socialist schools and their high-falutin' "educated populace" thing--what a joke. Put these kids to work already.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Candidates Fight F... · 1 reply · +14 points

Seeing the Republicans get into this downward-bidding match over who's the most socially regressive reminds me of when you're playing Monopoly, how at the beginning of the game everyone scrambles to buy every piece of property they can land on in an attempt to collect all of them. Can Perry pick up Arpaio? If so, then all he needs is to beat Santorum out for the anti-gay vote by showing how many queers he executed in Texas--then he gets to charge everyone double! (or something like that?)

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry's States' R... · 2 replies · +21 points

www.fuckthesouth.com

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Karl Rove Forces Media... · 2 replies · +19 points

I'm all for it if it means that they come out with "Nailin Palin 2"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Nikki Haley First Non-... · 0 replies · +20 points

Won't removing the Confederate Flag confuse everybody there, since all their textbooks tell them that they won the war against "Northern Aggression?"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - America Descends Into ... · 32 replies · +52 points

Savior of the drooling masses Rep Steve King (Crazy-NY) had this to say on the issue:

"We have people that are single, we have people that are past reproductive age, we have priests that are celibate. All of them, paying insurance premiums that cover contraceptives so that somebody else doesn't have to pay the full fare of that? And they've called it preventative medicine. Preventative medicine. Well if you applied that preventative medicine universally what you end up with is you've prevented a generation. Preventing babies from being born is not medicine. That's not— that's not constructive to our culture and our civilization. If we let our birth rate get down below replacement rate we're a dying civilization."

I think this is the part where my head explodes in frustration.

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