Alpha_Bets

Alpha_Bets

103p

64 comments posted · 4 followers · following 15

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Charlie Gasparino Will... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm tickled by Bess' familiarity with the current state of the Staten Island Expressway.

-No longer an Islander

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Blow-Up Jamie Dimon Re... · 0 replies · +2 points

Escalante, profesor del cálculo.

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - H.M. Treasury Calls An... · 0 replies · +34 points

He who points out another's spelling/grammar mistake must have flawless spelling/grammar himself. Far be it from me to defend Shazman, but his 'g' was a typo whereas you chose that apostrophe in 'Mondays.'

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Is A Topless Bea Arthu... · 0 replies · +25 points

Draw me like one of your Golden Girls...

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - "I WILL F*CKING ASSAUL... · 0 replies · +9 points

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Someone should warn her. When it comes to the herp, sharing is not caring.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Caption Contest Thursday · 0 replies · +17 points

I thought the saying went "too dumb for New York, too Ugly for LA." What's the deal with these momos?

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Jamie Dimon Is (Still)... · 0 replies · +8 points

A Northeastern student walking around the Harvard campus stops a passerby and asks "do you know where the library is at?"

The Harvard student replies "we in the Ivy league know you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition."

The Husky says "I'm so sorry. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 03.27.13 · 0 replies · +14 points

"Craven the Dong" sounds like some WWF heel. A cross between Kwang and Val Venis.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 03.14.13 · 3 replies · +17 points

Lest we forget the dude who played Random Task in the first Austin Powers movie. Sent to the big house for gang raping a teenager, then killed his cellmate just to drive home the point. I mean honestly!

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 03.07.13 · 0 replies · +5 points

You're cramping Shecky's style.