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11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - New Hostess Owners' In... · 0 replies · +15 points

Twinkies - the secret to getting a comedian's body.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Lawyer: George Soros R... · 1 reply · +38 points

I'm still out there having "physically intimate" relationships with tonnes of babes every single day. The stance in this lawsuit is 100% precedent setting so all other broads with these ideas know what they're up against if they're looking for a big post-coital payout. I'm marrying the other one because I lost my head and banged her one too many times for a slightly longer time period than I should have...aka she could have some common law claims unless I get her to sign an iron-clad pre-nup...which I have to marry her to get her to do. Pimpin' ain't easy.
-G. Soros

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Happy Valentine's Day,... · 1 reply · +46 points

You thought that much about saving $5? You are obviously raking in huge coin. My guess is your 5 neatly folded $100 bills are the "rent" that you pay mom and dad.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Eliot Spitzer's Liason... · 0 replies · +21 points

Making the Magic Happen: Kristen Davis 2014

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - RBS: Those Libor Fines... · 2 replies · +14 points

We're going back to our roots to try to turn this thing around. We're going to give everyone steeds, jousting sticks, and armor for a bonus this year to remind them of a simpler time....wait, no money for that? OK scrap that...we'll just have everyone run at each other with their putters.

-RBS Comp Committee

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - John Paulson Doesn't N... · 1 reply · +34 points

Potential Investor: You've had a rough couple of years John. How about I help you pump your AUM a bit for 1 and 10?
JP: I will literally murder you if you ever mention that again. Get the fuck out.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - SAC Capital Invites In... · 1 reply · +17 points

"I'm going to open the call up with a little shout out to Matt. He's taking one for the team here and we all respect him for it. At the end of the day, I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

-SAC

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Google Bonds Probably ... · 0 replies · +23 points

Forget debt. Our dividends are safer than US Treasuries.

-Exxon "Big Daddy" Mobil

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Stephen Schwarzman Str... · 1 reply · +30 points

Chirstine,
Next time tell me what the costume is instead of just laying it's components on the bed sweetheart. I saw the mask and shaved a Z in my pubes.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Moore Capital Co-CIO R... · 0 replies · +53 points

Taking people's money doesn't interest me anymore. The good news is my complexion allows for a smooth transition into blood.

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