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9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - You're Not The Only On... · 2 replies · +16 points

Tiffany's? Why not buy her something nice?

-2006 Calling

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Thought Experiment: Wh... · 0 replies · +12 points

Toys R' Us? Fines for research analysts? Caring about research analysts? Bonuses for brokers?

Did financial news teleport back to circa 2001?

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Would-Be Jefferies Int... · 0 replies · +16 points

A man after my own heart.

-T. Sawyer

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Just An FYI For Next Time · 0 replies · +14 points

What about margs? Asking for a friend....

-M. Levine

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.21.14 · 0 replies · +8 points

...and somewhere, someone is long the first-ever UK single-name social impact bond.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.19.14 · 4 replies · +23 points

Steam-cleaning a Hong Kong microflat after llama-on-elephant porn. I think I got the high points.

-UBS Reading-for-Content MD

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Order Is Restored To T... · 0 replies · +8 points

“...meat, potatoes and booze...It’s the way you’re supposed to feed the Thundering Herd.”

Yeah, that's how you're supposed to be feed a herd of steer. Cannibalism.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Goldman Sachs Changes ... · 0 replies · +17 points

"It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls. It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me."

"I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls."

"I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart, they're not Jewish and they can't dance."

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.05.14 · 1 reply · +20 points

"Oh my God, you guys got to get it together over there."

Pot, meet kettle.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Mark Zuckerberg Wants ... · 0 replies · +21 points

But where are the clients' Hawaiian island compounds?