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11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - The Too Big To Fail Su... · 0 replies · +13 points

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Amen.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - The Too Big To Fail Su... · 6 replies · +54 points

Matt said to Bloomberg: You come against me with total liabilities and "facial" aspects and a simple approach that typically gives you pretty much the same answer as the complicated approach but I come against you in the name of Dealbreaker whom you have defied. This day the Lord will deliver you into my hands, and I’ll strike you down and cut off your head. This very day I will give the carcasses of the Bloomberg Editors to the birds and the wild animals. And Matt triumphed over the Bloomberg Editors with charts, graphs, spreadsheets, footnotes, and footnotes within footnotes; he struck down the Editors and killed them."
--1 Samuel 17 (revised edition)

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Financial Services Emp... · 2 replies · +113 points

Yes, it's a power thing and you aren't winning.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Deutsche Bank Puts Tra... · 0 replies · +13 points

I googled "history of DB logo" and it took me to a PDF at DB.com which was either written in German and translated into English or written by someone who is ESL. Best bit? The logo was the winner of a competition held in 1972. Painter and graphic artist, Anton Stankowski won for his image called the "slash in a square."

Friggin (sic) brilliant.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Some S&P Analysts Were... · 1 reply · +6 points

What? This an outrage! I demand a full investigation!
you-know-who

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Banks' Risk Measuremen... · 0 replies · +10 points

Matty: Bah-zil for the Germans and Baaaaaaaaaaaal for the French...in other words, who cares?

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - H-P Wasn't Going To Le... · 2 replies · +4 points

Or shazarred?

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - H-P Wasn't Going To Le... · 3 replies · +13 points

shazared

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - H-P Wasn't Going To Le... · 5 replies · +8 points

Dear Commentariat: how the fuck are you all? Can we get consensus on spelling pls?
Is it Shazard or...

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Eliot Spitzer's Liason... · 2 replies · +16 points

That lady looks like a dude with tits.